Republicans Seem To Have A Big Pedophile Problem

[Swammerdami]

Guys, it's okay. He wasn't talking about 5 year olds.

Let's not exaggerate. There's no evidence he's ever even molested a 12 year-old.

Just like the death of a loved one reveals the character of the bereaved, 9/11 revealed the character of half this nation. It's disgraceful.

In this video, where Trump is caught on camera flirting with a ten year-old, all he says is that he'll be dating her in ten years, when she'll be above the age of consent.

This is a short clip from a longer program which cites beauty contestants witnessing that he "just starts kissing the beautiful", but of course he confessed bragged about that just days before winning the 2016 election. (Winning in part due to the Putin-Ailes-Bannon-Q meme that Hillary had sex slaves in the basement of a pizzeria.)

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Guys, it's okay. He wasn't talking about 5 year olds.

Let's not exaggerate. There's no evidence he's ever even molested a 12 year-old.

Of course not. The girls in Miss Teen USA could technically be as young as 14, not 12 and certainly not 5. Girls in Trump's pageants according to news reports could have been as young as 15. There's a big difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old. Also there's a difference between molesting and creepily walking in on naked girls and young women when they are changing for a pageant you own. And there's a difference between molesting a 12 year old and molesting a 22 year old from a pageant you own. Amiright?

 

[Swammerdami]

Guys, it's okay. He wasn't talking about 5 year olds.

Let's not exaggerate. There's no evidence he's ever even molested a 12 year-old.

Of course not. The girls in Miss Teen USA could technically be as young as 14, not 12 and certainly not 5. Girls in Trump's pageants according to news reports could have been as young as 15. There's a big difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old. Also there's a difference between molesting and creepily walking in on naked girls and young women when they are changing for a pageant you own. And there's a difference between molesting a 12 year old and molesting a 22 year old from a pageant you own. Amiright?

What if you're a star?

You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful —- I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the p*s*y. You can do anything.

Don't forget: 63 Million Americans heard that and thought "THAT's the man I want demolishing the East Wing of the White House. Make America Great Again!"