Caption Contest

[Hickdive]

Creating memes about Matt's shirt is great fun isn't it?

 

[Tigers!]

You're supposed to hit Mario not let him hit you.

How many times have I shown you how to get the kid's channel on this screen?

Next time blow up the Chinese satellite, not ours.

 

[TV and credit cards]

Harpoons schmarpoons. This is the last one available in my size. I'm ordering it.

 

[Jayjay]

Ok dad, I got rid of all the malware and viruses, but this has to be the slowest PC ever... it takes 30 minutes for it to do anything, and the video stutters so much it's unwatchable. What is this, ten years old now? I'm buying you a Macbook for Christmas.

 

[gmbteach]

Ok dad, I got rid of all the malware and viruses, but this has to be the slowest PC ever... it takes 30 minutes for it to do anything, and the video stutters so much it's unwatchable. What is this, ten years old now? I'm buying you a Macbook for Christmas.

LOL. We said the same to My dad - it took Bilby all day to load Windows 7 onto his old PC. yep - ALL DAY. He now has a new laptop with Windows 8 on it, and they are getting a second one for mum.

 

[bilby]

Ok dad, I got rid of all the malware and viruses, but this has to be the slowest PC ever... it takes 30 minutes for it to do anything, and the video stutters so much it's unwatchable. What is this, ten years old now? I'm buying you a Macbook for Christmas.

LOL. We said the same to My dad - it took Bilby all day to load Windows 7 onto his old PC. yep - ALL DAY. He now has a new laptop with Windows 8 on it, and they are getting a second one for mum.

In my defence, I did my best to persuade him to take on a decent free Operating System. But he insisted on paying for a crap one. Apparently resistance really is futile.

 

[Thomas II]

Since Tom seems to be unavailable, I would say WINNER

Harpoons schmarpoons. This is the last one available in my size. I'm ordering it.

 

[TV and credit cards]

 

[Keith&Co.]

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TUrns out, Arthur C. Clarke was right about everything except the size and shape of the Monoliths....

 

[Jayjay]

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Putting the "Ook" in Facebook.

 

[Tigers!]

How do I open the Windows?

 

[Thomas II]

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(Sorry Keith...had the same thought)

 

[Tom Sawyer]

NO!!!! I said Chimp Porn, not Chinese Porn. Stupid auto-correct. I don't need to be looking at this crap.

 

[bilby]

Bloody zoo keeper. I asked for a BANANA!

 

[Thomas II]

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Mmm!...Candy Crush!...Sweeeeeet!...

 

[gmbteach]

They say this is so easy to use a chimp can do it... Well I ain't no chimp - I am a monkey.....

 

[TV and credit cards]

Tigers!, you would have won but you hurt my feelings.
I was reading the Good video on creationist use of "information theory" thread when I thought of this picture. The little fella wondering if this thing would make life simpler. Then of course, he picks up the original tool and reduces it to perfection. Ha-ha!
But since I can't win, Keith & Co. came the closest.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Hookay:

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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How NOT to show up for your interview for the BATF job.

 

[Thomas II]

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"On the seventh day He rested..."