Caption Contest

[Atheos]

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Don't be hatin' da playa. Hate the game homie.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

In the least surprising development of the evening, this guy was dead ten minutes later.

 

[Hickdive]

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James Bond's latter years lacked the glamour and sophistication he was known for.

 

[Thomas II]

James Bond's latter years lacked the glamour and sophistication he was known for.

PPK

 

[Keith&Co.]

In the least surprising development of the evening, this guy was dead ten minutes later.

How dare you talk about my family reunions that way! He was alive for at LEAST fifteen minutes after... Eh. close enough.

WInner, Tom!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Thomas II]

Autumn Leafs:

"Another tear
Another cry
Another place for us to die
It's not complicated..."

 

[KeepTalking]

Bernier lets another biscuit drop through the five hole.

 

[gmbteach]

OOOHHHH That's gonna hurt tomorrow!

 

[Mageth]

Squirrel!

 

[Jayjay]

Ice Hockey scoring system:

Goal - 1 point.
Hit the goalie in the nuts - 2 points.
Hit the goalie in the nuts while he's Tebowing - 3 points.

 

[TV and credit cards]

I'd post up but I don't know dick about hockey.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Lost in the moment while thinking about proposing to his girl friend, the Predators scored a goal.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Ice Hockey scoring system:

Goal - 1 point.
Hit the goalie in the nuts - 2 points.
Hit the goalie in the nuts while he's Tebowing - 3 points.

Winner!

Take it away, Jayjay!

 

[Jayjay]

Thanks.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

So, here's the deal. You betray Putin, tell me all of his plans and help me foil his evil schemes and I'll let you sleep with me once. We good, girl?

 

[Hickdive]

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No Vlad, trust me, it doesn't make you look homosexual at all.

 

[TV and credit cards]

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Climate change, blah, blah, blah, human rights, blah, blah, blah. Me and my homegirl Michelle gotta have us a little sitdown.

 

[Thomas II]

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No, Vlad, no blanket handy for you today...

 

[mudlark]

Why am I the last in line to smell the finger?