Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[snoiduspoitus]

WTF is wrong with Clark Kent's friends that they can't recognize him when he takes off his glasses, tousles his hair a bit and puts on different clothes?

Lysergic acid diethylmide.

If threatened by a gopher ingesting far too much rye ergot, is it best to play dead or run away as fast as you can?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Does the hypothesis that the human species as a whole has a fixed constant IQ explain things?

No. Hypotheses can't talk and do not explain things.

WTF is wrong with Clark Kent's friends that they can't recognize him when he takes off his glasses, tousles his hair a bit and puts on different clothes?

Clark Kent's friends have a fondness for lysergic acid diethylamide.

If attacked by a rabid rabbit that has ingested for too much rye ergot, is it best to stand and fight, or run away as fast as you can.

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Sorry. Thought I was in the 'only reply when you're drunk' thread, but I don't remember anymore.

 

[Keith&Co.]

If attacked by a rabid rabbit that has ingested for too much rye ergot, is it best to stand and fight, or run away as fast as you can.

IF the rabbit's rabid, he's contagious, ergo, you must be elsewhere, don't dare to spare a glare for the affair of the impaired hare.

Does someone suffering amnesia know what the word 'amnesia' means?



















How?

 

[Atheos]

Does someone suffering amnesia know what the word 'amnesia' means?



















How?

I don't remember.

If a chicken and a half could lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how does the half-egg get laid?

 

[Elixir]

Does someone suffering amnesia know what the word 'amnesia' means?



















How?

I don't remember.

If a chicken and a half could lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how does the half-egg get laid?

It goes to a singles bar.

Why is the north pole the top of the world?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why is the north pole the top of the world?

Because it's record went platinum.


Why did Arnold leave The New Celebrity Apprentice?

 

[Atheos]

Why did Arnold leave The New Celebrity Apprentice?

Don't worry... He'll be baaaack.

Why is 14 karat gold pretty common but 14 karat diamonds are virtually unheard of?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Why did Arnold leave The New Celebrity Apprentice?

Don't worry... He'll be baaaack.

Why is 14 karat gold pretty common but 14 karat diamonds are virtually unheard of?

Because De Beers damn well wants it that way.

Let's just say for the sake of argument that while sneaking up on a Minnesota Mountain Gorilla you are discovered and bad things happened, but the doctor assures you that your anus will someday again return to normal. Should one go public with this information, or just live a life of putrid self-pity after being violated by a creature not even known to science?

 

[Elixir]

Don't worry... He'll be baaaack.

Why is 14 karat gold pretty common but 14 karat diamonds are virtually unheard of?

Because De Beers damn well wants it that way.

Let's just say for the sake of argument that while sneaking up on a Minnesota Mountain Gorilla you are discovered and bad things happened, but the doctor assures you that your anus will someday again return to normal. Should one go public with this information, or just live a life of putrid self-pity after being violated by a creature not even known to science?

No.

If every creature unknown to science got into a big battle, which one would win?

 

[DolphinDynasty]

Because De Beers damn well wants it that way.

Let's just say for the sake of argument that while sneaking up on a Minnesota Mountain Gorilla you are discovered and bad things happened, but the doctor assures you that your anus will someday again return to normal. Should one go public with this information, or just live a life of putrid self-pity after being violated by a creature not even known to science?

No.

If every creature unknown to science got into a big battle, which one would win?

The Abominable Snowman of course, or didn't you see his teeth in Rudolph the red-nosed Reindeer?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is a person there to hear it, but it still makes no sound, does that means reality will turn inside out?

 

[Keith&Co.]

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is a person there to hear it, but it still makes no sound, does that means reality will turn inside out?

Trees have nothing to do with it.


WHen someone says 'stage right' they mean the audience's right, not the actor's. What do they do if they're performing the play in Theatre In The Round, though?

 

[bilby]

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is a person there to hear it, but it still makes no sound, does that means reality will turn inside out?

Trees have nothing to do with it.
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WHen someone says 'stage right' they mean the audience's right, not the actor's. What do they do if they're performing the play in Theatre In The Round, though?

Exit stage clockwise?

What's the best strategy if one is being pursued by a bear?

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Tell it you're married and the relationship is not an open one.




If the bear doesn't take "No" for an answer, what is plan B?

 

[DolphinDynasty]

Tell it you're married and the relationship is not an open one.




If the bear doesn't take "No" for an answer, what is plan B?

Tell it you're in transition to become a T-Rex, your true species of the heart.

If the bear then says that's also how they've felt for a long time, and it now wants to hang out as buddies, what do you do?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Tell it you're married and the relationship is not an open one.




If the bear doesn't take "No" for an answer, what is plan B?

Tell it you're in transition to become a T-Rex, your true species of the heart.

If the bear then says that's also how they've felt for a long time, and it now wants to hang out as buddies, what do you do?

Call in 'Rex' of Toy Story fame to set that shit straight.

If you could buzz for a light year, would a woody become more massive with increased velocity?

 

[jonatha]

If you could buzz for a light year, would a woody become more massive with increased velocity?

Yes, but it would also become shorter.

Does that matter?

 

[Atheos]

Yes, but it would also become shorter.

Does that matter?

Well since in this context we're hurtling through the vacuum of space in which there are no bodies of water there can be no "motion of the ocean." Therefore size is the only thing that could matter, so the answer is "Yes."

Why can the people in the Starship Enterprise see each other when it's traveling at faster than light speed, which is constant in all reference frames?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why can the people in the Starship Enterprise see each other when it's traveling at faster than light speed, which is constant in all reference frames?

They actually can't go faster than light speed. It's not possible. What the warp engine actually does is shift them to an alternate universe where everything is the same, except for their location in space..

At the end of the typical Starfleet Career, the average Starfleet Academy Graduate is 52,230 realities away from their original reality.

Note that in the TRUE reality, there is no Starfleet, because everyone who experiments withwarp drive just disappears and never returns. Reality #2 is inhabited by those who think they're successful explorers.

Why is my thumb getting larger...?

 

[ideologyhunter]

Because you take the same pill Trump takes on Saturday night.
Do dogs have wheels?