Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Elixir]

Who shot the deputy?

This thread be degenerating into total anarchy.

The deputy was shot by Eric Clapton's evil twin Derek, who was known for playing with dominoes.

What was sliced bread the best thing since?

The whole loaf.
Do you have something against anarchy?

 

[Atheos]

Do you have something against anarchy?

Hell yeah. I'm hell bent on ruling the world. Harshes my mellow when my minions don't jump every time I say "Frog."

Why do people say things like "Tell Jeff I said 'Hi?'"

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why do people say things like "Tell Jeff I said 'Hi?'"

Because Jeff won't talk to anyone but you, probably because he owes all of us money.


Who is a good boy, then?

 

[bilby]

Why do people say things like "Tell Jeff I said 'Hi?'"

Because Jeff won't talk to anyone but you, probably because he owes all of us money.


Who is a good boy, then?

Stripe's a good boy. Yes he is. Yes he is. Is he a good ickle puppy? Yes he is. Yes he is.

Why do dogs hate things with wheels?

 

[gmbteach]

Because Jeff won't talk to anyone but you, probably because he owes all of us money.


Who is a good boy, then?

Stripe's a good boy. Yes he is. Yes he is. Is he a good ickle puppy? Yes he is. Yes he is.

Why do dogs hate things with wheels?

They don't hate ALL things with wheels... they like the car!


Why do cats distrust dogs?

 

[Atheos]

Why do dogs hate things with wheels?

You can bite a leg or foot. Hard to bite a wheel. For dogs the world is divided into things you can bite and things you can't.

Why can't Vampires stand garlic? Is it the smell? I'm concerned I may be turning into a Vampire.

 

[bilby]

Why do dogs hate things with wheels?

You can bite a leg or foot. Hard to bite a wheel. For dogs the world is divided into things you can bite and things you can't.

Why can't Vampires stand garlic? Is it the smell? I'm concerned I may be turning into a Vampire.

On reflection, I can't see myself becoming a vampire.

Why won't anyone tell us why cats distrust dogs?

 

[Atheos]

Why won't anyone tell us why cats distrust dogs?

Cats aren't blind. They can see that dogs are all obviously brown nosing yes men.

Why is it that Bilby can ask a stupid question that nobody responds to for the better part of 8 hours and then suddenly two people answer it at virtually the same time?

 

[bigfield]

Why won't anyone tell us why cats distrust dogs?

Cats aren't blind. They can see that dogs are all obviously brown nosing yes men.

Why is it that Bilby can ask a stupid question that nobody responds to for the better part of 8 hours and then suddenly two people answer it at virtually the same time?

They had to sleep on it.

Can dogs look up?

 

[gmbteach]

Cats aren't blind. They can see that dogs are all obviously brown nosing yes men.

Why is it that Bilby can ask a stupid question that nobody responds to for the better part of 8 hours and then suddenly two people answer it at virtually the same time?

They had to sleep on it.

Can dogs look up?

Depends on if you can teach them to read.

So, Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[bilby]

They had to sleep on it.

Can dogs look up?

Depends on if you can teach them to read.

So, Why did the chicken cross the road?

The road was a sucker, and had it coming.

What kind of patsy relies on a chicken?

 

[gmbteach]

Depends on if you can teach them to read.

So, Why did the chicken cross the road?

The road was a sucker, and had it coming.

What kind of patsy relies on a chicken?

Pasties are usually made with meat and veg, not chicken.

How come dogs do sad eyes so well?

 

[Atheos]

How come dogs do sad eyes so well?

Because somebody has to do sad eyes and it damn sure isn't going to be cats.

Why do people get the willies when I scratch my fingernails on a chalkboard?

 

[jonatha]

Why do people get the willies when I scratch my fingernails on a chalkboard?

They're upset by the sheer inefficiency of that method of erasing a chalkboard.

Where did I put my car keys?

 

[Rhea]

Why do people get the willies when I scratch my fingernails on a chalkboard?

They're upset by the sheer inefficiency of that method of erasing a chalkboard.

Where did I put my car keys?

In the oven. Always check the oven. You can't say you've looked everywhere until you've looked in the oven.

Is all fair in love and non-specific contracts?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

They're upset by the sheer inefficiency of that method of erasing a chalkboard.

Where did I put my car keys?

In the oven. Always check the oven. You can't say you've looked everywhere until you've looked in the oven.

Is all fair in love and non-specific contracts?

Of course.

If there was enough recoverable DNA, should the Minnesota Mountain Gorilla be cloned?

 

[ZiprHead]

If there was enough recoverable DNA, should the Minnesota Mountain Gorilla be cloned?

Yes.

What the hell is a Minnesota Mountain Gorilla?

 

[fast]

If there was enough recoverable DNA, should the Minnesota Mountain Gorilla be cloned?

Yes.

What the hell is a Minnesota Mountain Gorilla?

25th O'Clock.

What's the highest elevation of the Florida Everglade mountains?

 

[jonatha]

What's the highest elevation of the Florida Everglade mountains?

The spot at which the Minnesota Mountain Gorilla is standing up.

Does the hypothesis that the human species as a whole has a fixed constant IQ explain things?

 

[Atheos]

Does the hypothesis that the human species as a whole has a fixed constant IQ explain things?

No. Hypotheses can't talk and do not explain things.

WTF is wrong with Clark Kent's friends that they can't recognize him when he takes off his glasses, tousles his hair a bit and puts on different clothes?