Where did you run into your fart?

[snoiduspoitus]

I ran into mine at one of my local grocery stores.

Produce section. Between the cabbage and the broccoli.

No one anywhere near. It must have been a lingerer.

Nasty. I had to get out of there before I got blamed for it.

Where did you run into your fart?

 

[ZiprHead]

A fart just as you sit down. Then your face is right in it.

 

[gmbteach]

My brother, according to his missus, completed a three part fart the other night while sleeping. Three distinct sounds and no doubt smells.

He thinks that Three Part Fart is a good name for a band and is planning on having a shirt made up with that on it.

 

[snoiduspoitus]

'Three Part Fart' is indeed a fine name for a band.

I got stuck with one I church when I was growing up as well. Hideous it was. We had a section for crying infants, but not a section for farting adults.

 

[ideologyhunter]

When he had his rally in Phoenix.