What will Trump's last words on his deathbed be?

[ZiprHead]

Give me your best funny guess.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

“Rosebud.”

“Ivanka, this is your last chance to play ‘hide the cocktail frank’ with Dad.”

 

[Elixir]

“… by a landslide”…. *croak*

 

[jonatha]

Whatever they are, at least one of them will be mispronounced.

 

[abaddon]

"I just need you to find me another 11780 days... Come on guys, gimme a break!"

 

[Patooka]

"Obama...you were right. You were right about me. Tell the people - you were right."

 

[ideologyhunter]

"Vladdy...you didn't lube?....No luuuube?....Mitch, he didn't luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuube!!!"

 

[ZiprHead]

"I'm comin', Elizabeth!"

 

[ZiprHead]

"Nobody dies like me. There's no one better in the world at dying than me."

 

[pood]

“Covfefe.”

 

[ZiprHead]

"The documents are in the coffin like I told you, right?"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

It's just a flesh wound.

 

[marc]

“I’m invincible!”

 

[bilby]

Person, woman, man, camera, TV, coffin.

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

"Oh noooooo!" Dies as the room begins to smell strongly of burning sulfur.

 

[DrZoidberg]

The vicious rumours about my illness is fake news.

 

[TV and credit cards]

“What is that? What are you sticking in me?”

he he he he hee

 

[ZiprHead]

"I literally won the Heaven election. Everyone knows it. This terrible injustice will ruin Heaven."

"What? I'm not going to Heaven???"

 

[Politesse]

"I wish Maggie could see me now."

 

[Loren Pechtel]

I don't believe he will have a deathbed. His cause of death will be some sort of vascular incident that causes him to keel over.