Well... it's Trump... again. #47, here we go.

[Jarhyn]

Date: 2029
Chicago -- Damages hearing, Epstein Victims Compensation Program v. Donald J. Trump
Judge Halsey: Damages are herewith set at 4.5 billion, to be accessed by public auction of resort properties and crypto sales.
Trump (jumps up, pushes his lawyer aside) This has been a witch hunt and you, judge, are a terrible judge and a terrible person. I have been persecuted more than Jesus Christ. I want to shit on all of you.
Judge Halsey: Quiet, piggy. Bailiff, restrain the defendant.
Trump: Get your goddamn hands off me. Are you a Mexican??
Bailiff: Quiet, piggy.

Date: 2031
The Hague -- summation of World v. Donald J. Trump
World Court President Yuji: You, Donald Trump, have been found guilty of international blackmail, collusion with mass murderers, collusion with Saudi bone-saw murderers, corruption and extortion and bribery such as the world has never seen, and felony loathsomeness.
Trump: What the fuck is your name. Yuji?? I can't even say your first name. (reads from index card) Iwa - Iwasas -- Iwahasha -- I'll spell it. I-w-a-s-a-w-a. What the hell is that? People made fun of covfefe, but that's unbelievable. You can't judge me with a name like that.
Yuji: Quiet, piggy.

Date: Not ascertained
Heaven, Purgatory Court, hearing room 7
Jehovah: Petitioner has presented several documents, which the court cannot credential as valid. Also an amicus curiae filing, signed "DLH", which is so garbled as to be unparseable. This court cannot accept anonymous filings. Also, TLDR, and that's putting it mildly.
Trump: You need to shut up. I have a suite picked out for me by some of our topflight TV preachers, and it has been paid for in advance.
Jehovah: Quiet, piggy. (nods to bouncer seraph) Time to earn your pay, seraph.

Date: Five minutes after purgatory hearing
Hell
Satan: This has been a long time coming, Donald.
Trump: You expect me to live here? Okay, I get it, torture chamber. But I want gold trimmings everywhere, and a gold chalice, and gold paint, and -- what's this, a rack? -- I want it to be gold.
Satan and assorted demons: Quiet, piggy.
Satan: You'll oink when we say.

Did Trump just give us all a clap-back that might stick?

 

[Swammerdami]

I wasn't sure about @thebeave . Maybe he just feels like a persecuted male who hates DEI and hates paying taxes to support Welfare Mama's kids, so supports Trump knowing how despicable he is, but thinking of him "as the lesser of two evils." We know there are many who vote for Trump while professing to despise him.
But ...

Oh well just another nothing statement by Trump nobody needs to worry about, and if you do you have TDS. Carl Sagan approves.

Dude, you're getting a little fired up, and its leading to a derail.

The facts about Khashoggi are well known, as is the undeniable complicity of MBS in his assassination. His only crime was denouncing the evil MBS regime. He was a legal resident (green-card holder) of the U.S., where he held an "O visa" for individuals of "extraordinary ability".

To denounce this innocent man and praise the virtues of the despicable dictator who murdered him is "par of the course" from our despicable, psychopathic Liar-in-Chief: "Dog bites man" -- Not a news story. Neither is "Trump spouts lies."

But to read that thebeave swallows Trump's blatant lies on this topic is ... disappointing.

 

[Swammerdami]

Date: Not ascertained
Heaven, Purgatory Court, hearing room 7
Jehovah: Petitioner has presented several documents, which the court cannot credential as valid. Also an amicus curiae filing, signed "DLH", which is so garbled as to be unparseable. This court cannot accept anonymous filings. Also, TLDR, and that's putting it mildly.
Trump: You need to shut up. I have a suite picked out for me by some of our topflight TV preachers, and it has been paid for in advance.
Jehovah: Quiet, piggy. (nods to bouncer seraph) Time to earn your pay, seraph.

On arrival, St. Peter takes The Orange Potus on a tour ending up in the Presidential section. The Orange One sees Bill Clinton being thoroughly serviced 24/7 by Monica Lewinsky's talented tongue. Despite enduring this for centuries Clinton continually moans in ecstasy, though Monica is looking haggard.
"How would you like this for eternity?" (In his excitement, Trump is speechless but nods vigorously.)
"OK. -- Monica, report to Paradise; your penance is complete. Your permanent replacement has arrived."


(Apropos of the recently revealed message by Mark Epstein about "Trump blowing Bubba.")

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Trump Admin working hard to set the lowest bar possible.

The grand jurors had rejected an early version of an indictment charging Comey with three counts. Hours later, the grand jury foreperson signed off on a two-count indictment charging Comey with making false statements to Congress and obstructing a congressional proceeding. The foreperson said at the time that a majority of the panel had approved those two counts.

Prosecutors acknowledged Wednesday that they revised the indictment to delete the rejected count. But, in a remarkable concession, they told Nachmanoff that they never presented that revised indictment to the full grand jury for approval. Instead, they said, they had the foreperson sign the new version before presenting it to a judge, while a deputy foreperson was also in the room.

 

[pood]

Wistful piece on Lincoln’s last day, 160 years ago. And then I could not help but think of the evil slob, the successor to Confederate traitors, we have in the White House now. This actually brought a tear to my eye,

The moral arc of the universe is long, but it bends toward justice?

Nah.

 

[pood]

As I just realized, today is the 162nd anniversary of the Gettysburg Address.

Lincoln: “Four score and seven years ago … of the people, by the people, for the people …”

Trump: “Quiet, piggy!”

 

[Elixir]

I think I will henceforth refer to The Felon as Quiet Piggy.

 

[Shadowy Man]

Right up there with “OK, Boomer”, and “Sure, Jan.”

Though a different tone, indeed.

 

[pood]

I think I will henceforth refer to The Felon as Quiet Piggy.

“Quiet piggy” seems the perfect response to so many of Swizzle’s posts,

 

[crazyfingers]

Trump just becomes more and more a disgusting individual.

 

[Jarhyn]

Trump just becomes more and more a disgusting individual.

No, he is and will be and always was so much more disgusting... You're just finding out about it now

 

[crazyfingers]

Trump just becomes more and more a disgusting individual.

No, he is and will be and always was so much more disgusting... You're just finding out about it now

To say that I am just finding about it now is idiotic.

I don't think you know me very well or what you are talking about.

I observed that he's disgusting years and years ago. He just piles disgusting on top of disgusting.

 

[Shadowy Man]

Trump just becomes more and more a disgusting individual.

No, he is and will be and always was so much more disgusting... You're just finding out about it now

To say that I am just finding about it now is idiotic.

I don't think you know me very well or what you are talking about.

I observed that he's disgusting years and years ago. He just piles disgusting on top of disgusting.

Just when you think he has hit bottom you discover there’s lower he can go.

It’s not clear there is anything beneath him. Would we be surprised if he starts spitting on reporters who ask him questions he doesn’t like? It seems insane to think of it but we used to think that something like “quiet piggy” was insane too.

 

[crazyfingers]

Trump just becomes more and more a disgusting individual.

No, he is and will be and always was so much more disgusting... You're just finding out about it now

To say that I am just finding about it now is idiotic.

I don't think you know me very well or what you are talking about.

I observed that he's disgusting years and years ago. He just piles disgusting on top of disgusting.

Just when you think he has hit bottom you discover there’s lower he can go.

It’s not clear there is anything beneath him. Would we be surprised if he starts spitting on reporters who ask him questions he doesn’t like? It seems insane to think of it but we used to think that something like “quiet piggy” was insane too.

It would shock me but not surprise me if he started to spit on reporters.

It would also shock me but not surprise me if he ordered the SS to arrest reporters who asked him meaningful questions

It would shock me but not surprise me when he does the next truly evil and depraved thing.

He piles depravity on top of depravity.

 

[Shadowy Man]

Trump just becomes more and more a disgusting individual.

No, he is and will be and always was so much more disgusting... You're just finding out about it now

To say that I am just finding about it now is idiotic.

I don't think you know me very well or what you are talking about.

I observed that he's disgusting years and years ago. He just piles disgusting on top of disgusting.

Just when you think he has hit bottom you discover there’s lower he can go.

It’s not clear there is anything beneath him. Would we be surprised if he starts spitting on reporters who ask him questions he doesn’t like? It seems insane to think of it but we used to think that something like “quiet piggy” was insane too.

It would shock me but not surprise me if he started to spit on reporters.

It would also shock me but not surprise me if he ordered the SS to arrest reporters who asked him meaningful questions

It would shock me but not surprise me when he does the next truly evil and depraved thing.

He piles depravity on top of depravity.

“When you’re a star they let you do it.”

As long as he has his enablers and apologists there’s no incentive not to keep digging to the bottom.

 

[ideologyhunter]

He's losing his filters as his ego expands and his brain gets more squirrely. After all, he's The Most Important Human Who Ever Existed. It's "Quiet, Piggy" now. Is it beyond credibility that it will descend to "Shut up, bitch", if he feels like it?

 

[Elixir]

"Shut up, bitch", if he feels like it?

Y’mean like I tell the TV when I hear Quiet Piggy’s loud voice?

 

[Jarhyn]

I mean, we still haven't gotten past the boss fight with Peter Thiel yet.

I really want to see the direct clapbacks start, though. That's when it's going to actually be the turning point on Trump... But until we scrub out the cyst of Peter Thiel and the people that engineered all of this chaos, the people controlling his leash and still controlling large swaths of the GOP power base, we will not see healing.

Lance the boil, but we need antibiotics, too, for all of these apocalypse baiters.

 

[ZiprHead]

I wasn't sure about @thebeave . Maybe he just feels like a persecuted male who hates DEI and hates paying taxes to support Welfare Mama's kids, so supports Trump knowing how despicable he is, but thinking of him "as the lesser of two evils." We know there are many who vote for Trump while professing to despise him.
But ...

Oh well just another nothing statement by Trump nobody needs to worry about, and if you do you have TDS. Carl Sagan approves.

Dude, you're getting a little fired up, and its leading to a derail.

The facts about Khashoggi are well known, as is the undeniable complicity of MBS in his assassination. His only crime was denouncing the evil MBS regime. He was a legal resident (green-card holder) of the U.S., where he held an "O visa" for individuals of "extraordinary ability".

To denounce this innocent man and praise the virtues of the despicable dictator who murdered him is "par of the course" from our despicable, psychopathic Liar-in-Chief: "Dog bites man" -- Not a news story. Neither is "Trump spouts lies."

But to read that thebeave swallows Trump's blatant lies on this topic is ... disappointing.

Trump is just so happy to be in the presence of murderous dictators. You know he wants to be one.

 

[ZiprHead]

Would America’s most beloved presidents stand a chance against Trump? He says they’d lose by a landslide

The president's latest boast comes as his approval rating continues to decline in his second term.

www.nj.com

“I’ll never forget, I met with pollsters the day before I got the news about COVID ... because we were starting to think about the next election,” Trump said Wednesday at the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum in Washington. “They said, ‘Sir, if George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead and they aligned, and they went for the president and vice president as a combination, you’d be beating them by 25 points.’ ”

So full of shit. Just so full of shit.