Quantum entanglement breakthrough

[Bomb#20]

Ha.  Wombats are hilarious. I don't know what the no-wombat theorem is though, and I hope there is a real, as opposed to Copenhagen interpretation, joke involved.

But do you really want to open that box?

I am not the all gifted one. Now I really want to know. Please tell me about the no wombat theorem.

Very well then, the quantum state wherein there was both a real and a Copenhagen interpretation wombat joke in superposition collapses. You lose: I was just making fun of the no-teleportation theorem, so it was only a Copenhagen interpretation joke after all.

 

[Kharakov]

Ha.  Wombats are hilarious. I don't know what the no-wombat theorem is though, and I hope there is a real, as opposed to Copenhagen interpretation, joke involved.

But do you really want to open that box?

I am not the all gifted one. Now I really want to know. Please tell me about the no wombat theorem.

Very well then, the quantum state wherein there was both a real and a Copenhagen interpretation wombat joke in superposition collapses. You lose: I was just making fun of the no-teleportation theorem, so it was only a Copenhagen interpretation joke after all.

That is completely horrible, but I can't stop snickering.

 

[barbos]

Nice experiment but it does change anything for quantum mechanics foundation.
Same old quantum mechanics.

 

[Kharakov]

That changes everything!

 

[barbos]

No, it does not change anything.
Result was predicted by QM, nothing out of the ordinary

 

[Kharakov]

Yeah. It was a dorky joke. I put a wave, then the statement, then a wave as a play on the no-teleportation theorem.