Punchlines Only

[Bacillus anthracis]

Hopefully this goes somewhere. Here's my first contribution;

I don't know where it came from but it smells like the shit-house door on a tuna boat.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Well, you're not going to like Fridays, then.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Kosher, smosher. Plates in THIS cabinet, your father can put in the microwave, this cabinet he can't.

 

[Keith&Co.]

"You IDIOT! You're my copilot!"

 

[Jaybees]

Thursday is your day in the barrel.

 

[Keith&Co.]

So i stole one and begged Him for forgiveness...

 

[Petrel]

Dear Jesus, if you ever want to see your mother again...

 

[dockeen]

Of course I am serious, and don't call me Shirly

 

[James Brown]

Oh, she got fired, too.

 

[Keith&Co.]

I died, too.


Ten dollars, same as in town.


No, Father, I'm Bubbles.


You can be goddamned sure i don't want any fucking cornflakes.



Excuse me, please, and meaning no disrespect, could you explain to me exactly what the turkey said?



That's okay, i'm riding a good horse.

 

[bilby]

I've got no idea, but the answer's a load of horseshit.

 

[Angry Floof]

All right, break's over. Everyone back on your heads!

 

[bilby]

and one of them was assaulted.

 

[James Brown]

Huh, whaddya know? From up here, it does look like screwing.

Let me rephrase my statement: Your eight-year-old is in my second grade class.

Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?

 

[Petrel]

Therefore, three guests out of four prefer Rice Crispies.

 

[TV and credit cards]

No. That's just a little ice cream.

 

[Jaybees]

Of course it was a stallion I was riding. because I heard a woman bystander say, "Look at the big prick on that horse."

 

[gmbteach]

Therefore, three guests out of four prefer Rice Crispies.

If that is the joke I am thinking about - its one of the longest most convoluted joke I have ever heard.

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But you have to go, you are the Principal.

 

[bilby]

...and then the fight started.

 

[couch_sloth]

Rectum?! Hell it killed'em