Profound Thoughts

[ZiprHead]

The word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every English dictionary.

 

[DrZoidberg]

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It's not mutually exclusive

 

[ZiprHead]

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

 

[Atheos]

I'd be more worried about whether the people I was about to eat were going to raise my cholesterol.

 

[ZiprHead]

I'd be more worried about whether the people I was about to eat were going to raise my cholesterol.

Brains are low fat.

 

[bilby]

I'd be more worried about whether the people I was about to eat were going to raise my cholesterol.

Brains are low fat.

The makeup of the brain is about 12% lipids, most of which are located in myelin (which itself is 70–80% fat). Specific fatty acid ratios will depend in part on the diet of the animal it is harvested from. The brain is also very high in cholesterol. For example, a single 140g (5oz) serving of "pork brains in milk gravy" can contain 3500mg of cholesterol (1170% of the USRDA)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_as_food

 

[ZiprHead]

The makeup of the brain is about 12% lipids, most of which are located in myelin (which itself is 70–80% fat). Specific fatty acid ratios will depend in part on the diet of the animal it is harvested from. The brain is also very high in cholesterol. For example, a single 140g (5oz) serving of "pork brains in milk gravy" can contain 3500mg of cholesterol (1170% of the USRDA)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_as_food

Party pooper.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Salt is pepper, and pepper is salt; that is all ye know and all ye need to know. - Prophet Selohssa, 316 CE.

 

[ZiprHead]

Racists don't have to be statues to throw them in a river.

 

[ZiprHead]

Advice to old people: Do not sit on the floor unless you have a plan on how to get back up again.

 

[SLD]

My money advice: There’s a 99% chance you won’t make it into the 1%.

 

[Elixir]

My money advice: There’s a 99% chance you won’t make it into the 1%.

That's wrong. If you're not already in the top 1% via earnings or inheritance, your chances of ever getting there are less than 0.1%.
On the bright side though, if you ARE among the 1%, your chance of at least doubling your net worth in the next three years is about 65%.

 

[SLD]

 

[Elixir]

 

[SLD]

Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

Man surely must be mad! He cannot make a worm, but he makes Gods by the dozen.
- Michael Montaigne

 

[SLD]

I’ve fought reality for 35 years, and I’m proud to say I finally win out.

 

[ideologyhunter]

I have a fetish for getting things resolved.
I just came to that realization.

 

[OLDMAN]

I have to love the 1% theories. As if they meet in a hotel room once a year and decide the fate of mankind....There are 7 billion people on the planet which means there are 70,000 super rich people...that's a big hotel room.

 

[Elixir]

I have to love the 1% theories. As if they meet in a hotel room once a year and decide the fate of mankind....There are 7 billion people on the planet which means there are 70,000 super rich people...that's a big hotel room.

1) if we’re talking about the 1%, that’s 70,000,000 not 70,000.
So yes, a very big hotel room.

2) They can afford a very big hotel room.