Profound Thoughts

[Keith&Co.]

in a Zombie apocalypse, future Pedestrian crash avoidance systems would make cars useless as weapons against them.

Hopefully we can talk our lawmakers into legislating a Zombie Apocalypse button on the dashboard that'll disable that function. I just hope they televise the debate for this law...

 

[Elixir]

in a Zombie apocalypse, future Pedestrian crash avoidance systems would make cars useless as weapons against them.

Hopefully we can talk our lawmakers into legislating a Zombie Apocalypse button on the dashboard that'll disable that function. I just hope they televise the debate for this law...

It would make more sense to develop software to let the car detect and react to characteristics of un-death (smell, appearance etc.), so that they could not only be useful in a worst case Zombie scenario, but also serve as vigilant proactive measures against random stray Zombies, keeping Zombie numbers down and thus postponing or preventing full apocalypses.

 

[bilby]

in a Zombie apocalypse, future Pedestrian crash avoidance systems would make cars useless as weapons against them.

Hopefully we can talk our lawmakers into legislating a Zombie Apocalypse button on the dashboard that'll disable that function. I just hope they televise the debate for this law...

It would make more sense to develop software to let the car detect and react to characteristics of un-death (smell, appearance etc.), so that they could not only be useful in a worst case Zombie scenario, but also serve as vigilant proactive measures against random stray Zombies, keeping Zombie numbers down and thus postponing or preventing full apocalypses.

An entirely uncrewed vehicle programmed to run down and destroy zombies would seem to be a valuable asset for non-zombie humans in a zombie apocalypse scenario.

I mean, it's no chainsaw, but it's a pretty good option nonetheless.

 

[Keith&Co.]

in a Zombie apocalypse, future Pedestrian crash avoidance systems would make cars useless as weapons against them.

Hopefully we can talk our lawmakers into legislating a Zombie Apocalypse button on the dashboard that'll disable that function. I just hope they televise the debate for this law...

It would make more sense to develop software to let the car detect and react to characteristics of un-death (smell, appearance etc.), so that they could not only be useful in a worst case Zombie scenario, but also serve as vigilant proactive measures against random stray Zombies, keeping Zombie numbers down and thus postponing or preventing full apocalypses.

But then it's only effective in a particular sort of Zombie Apocalypse. What if they're mindless but not undead zombies? Or mind-controlled? Or aliens!

Or the other side, who wants to be going home after a long day and suddenly the car swerved to take out four med students halfway through a prank with a cadaver...?

 

[Elixir]

It would make more sense to develop software to let the car detect and react to characteristics of un-death (smell, appearance etc.), so that they could not only be useful in a worst case Zombie scenario, but also serve as vigilant proactive measures against random stray Zombies, keeping Zombie numbers down and thus postponing or preventing full apocalypses.

But then it's only effective in a particular sort of Zombie Apocalypse. What if they're mindless but not undead zombies? Or mind-controlled? Or aliens!

Or the other side, who wants to be going home after a long day and suddenly the car swerved to take out four med students halfway through a prank with a cadaver...?

Is there some point to preserving the lives of perverse college students playing jokes with dead bodies? And you'd still get home on time - how long can a simple swerve take?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Is there some point to preserving the lives of perverse college students playing jokes with dead bodies?

Not for their sake, but if their parents can afford med school, they can certainly afford lawyers.

 

[Koyaanisqatsi]

There are no just wars. There are just wars.

 

[ZiprHead]

I wonder if color blind people see Colorado as just "ado".

 

[WAB]

I wonder if color blind people see Colorado as just "ado".

Or:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnREVb33zx0



ETA: Hey, that reminds me, do cannibals like finger-foods?

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

“If lightning is the anger of the gods, then the gods are concerned mostly about trees.”
― Lao Tzu

 

[Keith&Co.]

“If lightning is the anger of the gods, then the gods are concerned mostly about trees.”
― Lao Tzu

Story checks out. Remember Jesus and the fig tree.

 

[DrZoidberg]

If you're really stressed about not doing something fast enough, stop doing it, and the stress goes away.

 

[Wiploc]

If something isn't worth doing, it isn't worth doing well.
-- Terry Pratchet

 

[Keith&Co.]

If something isn't worth doing, it isn't worth doing well.
-- Terry Pratchet

Unless you're digging a superfluous well. Then no matter what, it's still well done when you finish....

 

[arnoldo]

What if when you are asleep you are really more awake and when you're awake you're really more asleep. . .

 

[Keith&Co.]

All the best stories start with a bad decision.

....not that my tight-assed judge will admit it...

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Human beings should thank their stars that cats don't have opposable thumbs.

 

[Elixir]

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, so the road to heaven is paved with bad intentions.
Explains fundigelicals for Trump.

 

[ZiprHead]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

[ZiprHead]

I lost my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about it.