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Noah’s Ark Found!!

I've read the versions where Ham takes Noah up the poop chute. But, a) it hasn't reached any kind of consensus among those who get PhDs in this stuff and b) my Sunday School classes aren't ready for that. Maybe in jr. high.
 
Well,t thast is what get with inbreeding. Noah and family.

Bill Cosby was discredited, but his routine on Noah was good. Should be online in full.

Phooba Phooba (sawing)
Noah!!
Phooba Phooba
Noah!!!
That you Lord?
Noah, I want you to build an ark.
Right, what's an ark?
 
I think where ever the ark could have rested, all that timber would likely be used for building their individual homes between them, their store houses/sheds,animal pens, fencing, and furniture,etc & etc..

There'd be no trace of an ark form at the spot where it would have landed. Why chop more trees when the timber is already at hand? The Lord provides. 😊

(I didn't realise I was still logged in since my last post. 🙃)
Trees that were under water for a year?
 
Well,t thast is what get with inbreeding. Noah and family.

Bill Cosby was discredited, but his routine on Noah was good. Should be online in full.

Phooba Phooba (sawing)
Noah!!
Phooba Phooba
Noah!!!
That you Lord?
Noah, I want you to build an ark.
Right, what's an ark?
I first heard that routine when I was about 7. I always thought he was saying Voova, Voova, Voova!
 
I looked at some of the technical analysis on the ark's feasibility.

As expect6ed Christians will cite analysis that supports the belief.

Generally, dimensionally the ark would have been stable meaningresistant to capsizing, tipping over.

But there are basic structural issues.

A ship of ta length would be subject ti torque, twisting. In other tan calm still waters one end of the ship can end up at different height, bending the ship.

The sheer weight of the structure and distribution of internal forces could cause structural failure.

Without iron to brace the structure not very likely to work.

Modern steel hulled ships have broken in two.

AI Overview
Yes, several 20th-century steel-hulled ships have broken in two, often driven by a combination of severe wave stress, cold temperatures, and a metallurgical issue known as brittle fracture.
AI Overview
In the 19th century, large wooden ships typically ranged from 150 to 300 feet (45 to 91 meters) in length. While smaller merchant vessels and coastal craft were much shorter, 300 feet served as the practical structural limit for ocean-going wooden hulls. Beyond this length, wood lacks the tensile strength to withstand ocean waves, causing the hull to bend and leak severely

AI Overview
According to the biblical account, Noah's Ark was 300 cubits long, which translates in modern measurements to between 450 and 510 feet (about 137 to 155 meters) depending on the ancient cubit size used


Plus the added weight of two of every animal. Drinking water for a year would be heavy.
 
I looked at some of the technical analysis on the ark's feasibility.

As expect6ed Christians will cite analysis that supports the belief.

Generally, dimensionally the ark would have been stable meaningresistant to capsizing, tipping over.

But there are basic structural issues.

A ship of ta length would be subject ti torque, twisting. In other tan calm still waters one end of the ship can end up at different height, bending the ship.

The sheer weight of the structure and distribution of internal forces could cause structural failure.

Without iron to brace the structure not very likely to work.

Modern steel hulled ships have broken in two.

AI Overview
Yes, several 20th-century steel-hulled ships have broken in two, often driven by a combination of severe wave stress, cold temperatures, and a metallurgical issue known as brittle fracture.
AI Overview
In the 19th century, large wooden ships typically ranged from 150 to 300 feet (45 to 91 meters) in length. While smaller merchant vessels and coastal craft were much shorter, 300 feet served as the practical structural limit for ocean-going wooden hulls. Beyond this length, wood lacks the tensile strength to withstand ocean waves, causing the hull to bend and leak severely

AI Overview
According to the biblical account, Noah's Ark was 300 cubits long, which translates in modern measurements to between 450 and 510 feet (about 137 to 155 meters) depending on the ancient cubit size used


Plus the added weight of two of every animal. Drinking water for a year would be heavy.
They discovered those very problems when they were trying to build the Ark Encounter Park; their ark is reinforced with steel beams and concrete pillars, and most certainly will not float should there be another flood.

And this flood, you know. Not eaay on the suppoet beams. Creationists propose that essentially all of the deformations of the land geologists normally ascribe to millions of years of plate tectonics, including the breakup of Pangea, happened in forty days. Talk about stormy seas!
 
I've read the versions where Ham takes Noah up the poop chute. But, a) it hasn't reached any kind of consensus among those who get PhDs in this stuff and b) my Sunday School classes aren't ready for that. Maybe in jr. high.
Yes, that is the original story. Of course, anyone who spends that much time on a ship has to acquire some naval traditions.
 
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