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There's some appendix humor in there somewhere, I just can't flesh it out.
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I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the best ones …
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Give a person a plane ticket and they'll fly for a day.
Push them out of the plane mid flight, and they'll fly for the rest of their lives.
Push them out of the plane mid flight, and they'll fly for the rest of their lives.
SLD
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I hate people who mix up “you’re” and “your.” There so stupid.
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ideologyhunter
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I hate it when people compare Eric Clapton to God. I mean, I get it, he's cool and can do just about anything. But he's no Eric Clapton.
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An atheist dies and finds himself in hell. The Devil says, “Welcome to Hell! You’ve wasted your entire life to find out you were wrong!”
The atheist shrugs his shoulders and replies, “Well, at least I’m not an adult still living in my father’s basement.”
The atheist shrugs his shoulders and replies, “Well, at least I’m not an adult still living in my father’s basement.”