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So you think all those puzzles going round on facebook are too easy? Try this one:

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Those are ALL bullshit remedies.
The only way to protect yourself from 5G is to put your phone in the microwave and turn it on high for 2 minutes.
If the microwave gives out before the 2 minutes is up, that's a sign that the 5G is REALLY strong where you are; you need to get another microwave and finish the job.

Also, you should know that the Illuminati Trilateral Commission already has 6G ready to roll out once mind-control baselines are determined by 5G. Right now they're working on 7G. which is similar to 6G but capable of penetrating that hat you're wearing:

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I have found that the natural way to create a barrier against 5G , and/or Covid 19 is canvas underwear lined with heavy rubber. Can be made at home from catamaran sail, lining from adult rubber diaper-pant. Either bind rubber to canvas with epoxy or carefully microwave it to bond. Improves the posture, because it chafes like a bitch if you don't walk with perfectly erect posture. Considered more effective than Mormon holy garments. Advantage to canvas/rubber, then: posture. Advantage to LDS garment: protection against fate, evil spirits, and cooties in general.
 
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