Caption Contest

[Elixir]

Hong Kong made a desperate maneuver to free itself from China’s authoritarian regime by moving to Brazil.

Also note that South America takes up an entire hemisphere, leaving North America on the other side of the planet...

 

[Bomb#20]

Startling new story: eight trillion giant belligerent hornets dug up Hong Kong today and flew it over the ocean before suddenly dropping it onto another continent. While only 42 Chinese citizens were killed, several million South Americans perished in this bizarre and unprecedented disaster.

Ewww! Winner!

 

[WAB]

Startling new story: eight trillion giant belligerent hornets dug up Hong Kong today and flew it over the ocean before suddenly dropping it onto another continent. While only 42 Chinese citizens were killed, several million South Americans perished in this bizarre and unprecedented disaster.

Ewww! Winner!

I must abdicate. All I have is my phone and I don't know how to post a picture with it.

 

[Bomb#20]

Pro-tip: When people with security clearances, access to money-bearing accounts, or run the graphics function of a live broadcast, deliver their 2 weeks notice, immediately escort them from the building.

Hong Kong made a desperate maneuver to free itself from China’s authoritarian regime by moving to Brazil.

Runners-up tie! First to post...

 

[ZiprHead]

Pro-tip: When people with security clearances, access to money-bearing accounts, or run the graphics function of a live broadcast, deliver their 2 weeks notice, immediately escort them from the building.

Hong Kong made a desperate maneuver to free itself from China’s authoritarian regime by moving to Brazil.

Runners-up tie! First to post...

Reminder.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

 

[ZiprHead]

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I think I'm sending that pizza back.

 

[WAB]

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"Yo Dave, um...when was the last time you changed the oil in your deep fryer?"





( out of contest. I can't post a pic...)

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I wish Jim would drop his we aren’t in bats anymore bullshit.

What I'm saying is, it doesn't prove that a god exists, but that our design as RNA strands with a protein shell imply a high level of irreducible complexity...

 

[Tigers!]

We really need to join these Covid bubbles together.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OMG, Sarah looks sooo fat in that membrane. I can't believe she wore that out in public.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

OMG, Sarah looks sooo fat in that membrane. I can't believe she wore that out in public.

Winner

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[jonatha]

There's gotta be a pony in here somewhere...

 

[Wiploc]

"... changing our name. From now on, we are the Ever Given Valdez."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The Excavator performs a sequence to attract a mate. If successful, the mate moves towards its position.

 

[ZiprHead]

I guess my Amazon shipment is going to be late.

 

[none]

Here we go:

boss on intercom, "Yo Mike, I know you are being paid entry level wages to save the global economy and this outfit hates labor organizations but can you pick up the pace because I'm cancelling lunch anyways"

 

[SLD]

Why’d we free the Jews? We need Moses back here ASAP!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I think I found something!