Caption Contest

[Elixir]

... and just like that the Vice President now had twice the brainpower resting on his shoulders!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

... and just like that the Vice President now had twice the brainpower resting on his shoulders!

Winner! Take it away, Atheos!

 

[Atheos]

Thanks for the nod Tom Sawyer. Let's try this one!

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks for the nod Tom Sawyer. Let's try this one!

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Who's on first.

That's what I want to know.

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Have you heard about our lord and savior...

Who?

 

[Keith&Co.]

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I bring word from The Council. Leadwing's faction has no power. The old pacts are restored. Tell your king, Dark Talon is ascendant.

 

[Elixir]

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"Whaddya say we sail away in a beautiful pea green boat?"

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

This round goes to ZiprHead!

Who?

 

[ZiprHead]

Who, me?

 

[Elixir]

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"Says here you're looking for a SWM. What's a SWM?"

 

[Atheos]

Maria had been in the teaching business long enough to know that just because she could see a cartoon lightbulb hovering over her young student's head didn't mean he really had an idea. More often than not it simply meant they needed to go pee.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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"You sank my Battleship!"
"No, Joey, it's the life cycle of a tapeworm! Pay attention, or you're going back to home-schooled!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks to Trump's handling of the pandemic, classroom sizes got smaller.

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Says here you're looking for a SWM. What's a SWM?"

This one wins it.

Sorry, I didn't notice the lightbulb before I posted.

 

[Elixir]

Thanks! Caption this:

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks! Caption this:

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"Dammit! Not a female anywhere to be seen."

 

[hyzer]

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Cough, cough, no photoshop. Its in the rules.

 

[ruby sparks]

Thanks! Caption this:

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"I might as well do this. With this unusual marking around my body, people always think I'm photoshopped anyway".

 

[Elixir]

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Cough, cough, no photoshop. Its in the rules.

WINNER!
(Guilty as charged)

 

[hyzer]

Thanks! Keeping with moose, have at this one:

 

[jonatha]

Let's see that damn hippo do *this*