Caption Contest

[Veritass]

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Michael and Sarah, 30 years after the divorce.

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Sarah and Michael, just before the divorce.

Lesson: lose the gold-diggers, guys!

 

[Hickdive]

HOW MUCH, for a blow job?!

 

[Thomas II]

I have to go with this one,,,WINNER

"Linus, I told you, you're too fucking old for the blanket. You were hired to play piano in the bar, not take smoke breaks with the homeless and piss in the postal box."

 

[Celldweller]

Thanks! Next up:

 

[KeepTalking]

Thanks! Next up:
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See, when I do this, it makes you look like Hitler.

 

[Tigers!]

When I tap you on your nose you will wake up and not remember this press conference.

 

[Thomas II]

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"Now when I remember spring, all the joy that love can bring
I will be remembering the shadow of your smile..."

 

[Thomas II]

>24 hours...Somebody, new picture!...

(not for caption)

 

[Celldweller]

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See, when I do this, it makes you look like Hitler.

Winner! Take it away Keep.

 

[Thomas II]

Open for picture...

 

[Celldweller]

It's White Trash Saturday, have a stab at this gem:

 

[gmbteach]

It's White Trash Saturday, have a stab at this gem:
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When you said you were dating a model, you didn't mention that it was a model with a cup holder.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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i don't have a caption, but that straw... It's pointed AWAY from her.
Someone else is drinking out of that cup.

Or maybe....it's a lure?

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"My cup size? In order, J, Venti and J.

 

[Veritass]

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Maggie, right, sneers at her sister Peggine's "cup holder", angry that she forgot her own Wonder-Bra.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Dammit! I'm having a stroke and can't move my arms. Can someone come over and scoop the rest of this chili into my mouth for me?

 

[Thomas II]

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Some people have the savoir-faire of royalty, and it shows...

 

[Celldweller]

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i don't have a caption, but that straw... It's pointed AWAY from her.
Someone else is drinking out of that cup.

Or maybe....it's a lure?

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"My cup size? In order, J, Venti and J.

Winner on account of accurate cup-sizing!!! Pic us away Keith..

 

[Keith&Co.]

Winner on account of accurate cup-sizing!!! Pic us away Keith..

Thank you, thank you. It's, uh, been a hobby of mine.

Okay, so:

 

[Celldweller]

Winner on account of accurate cup-sizing!!! Pic us away Keith..

Thank you, thank you. It's, uh, been a hobby of mine.

Okay, so:

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It's initiation week at the sorority for future dental hygienists.

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you, thank you. It's, uh, been a hobby of mine.

Okay, so:

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It's initiation week at the sorority for future dental hygienists.