Caption Contest

[Elixir]

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"Can I go home yet?"
"No! You have to stick it out, and there are two more to go! Suck it up, buttercup!"

 

[angelo]

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On the left is a turd, on your right is douche bag!

 

[ZiprHead]

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This ones the winner!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks, Zip!

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks, Zip!

"You know, Marilyn, when they put me together, they used some really big parts. Really big, if you know what I mean."

 

[angelo]

I'm so disappointed I didn't get one vote in the sexiest man alive contest.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks, Zip!

Well, at least I don't need a lot of makeup!

 

[Thomas II]

Angelo wins!

I'm so disappointed I didn't get one vote in the sexiest man alive contest.

Take it away!

 

[angelo]

Have a go at this.

 

[Thomas II]

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Famous memorial to "Hey, whoa, Jenna!"...

 

[ZiprHead]

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"I must say, I much prefer your choice of pole over mine."

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Once again, the orgy had an unsatisfying and disappointing ending for Medusa.

 

[angelo]

Once again, the orgy had an unsatisfying and disappointing ending for Medusa.

Winner! Take it away, next pic please.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I cNt post a pic today. Next one to post one can take it.

 

[Elixir]

 

[angelo]

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I told you not to order Peking Duck!

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Free delivery, my ass!"

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Boy, that restaurant locater on my GPS works great!"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

It turns out that the surprise is that ducks are terrible drivers.

 

[Bomb#20]

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That's the last time I hire an Australian deliveryman.