Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

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I wish I could do that, but I just can't steer it well.

 

[angelo]

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What's taking her so long! She promised she'd milk us hours ago!

 

[Thomas II]

Out of contest

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Cow on the left: "Ceci n'est pas une pipe..."

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

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In 'Film Noir', the glass is always half empty.

Take it away, hurtinbuckaroo!

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Thanks, and sorry for the delay:

 

[Atheos]

Woah, dude! Just one more toke and you can have it.

 

[jonatha]

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Strike one!

 

[Thomas II]

Say again that these pants make my ass look big! SAY IT!...

 

[Jayjay]

The winner shall take the loser's beard and add it to his own. At the end of the season, whoever has most beard wins.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks, and sorry for the delay:

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"That dumb helmet won't protect you now, you chicken!"

 

[angelo]

Don't move! There, the fly never saw it coming!

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Say again that these pants make my ass look big! SAY IT!...

I'd forgotten about that "unwritten baseball rule". You're the winner.

 

[Thomas II]

Thank you, hurtinbuckaroo!

 

[Atheos]

The first question was posed to RAMAC: "What is the meaning of life, the universe, ... everything?"

Nobody has seen RAMAC since.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

So the person inputs the question at this keyboard and then Ted, who is standing behind the machine, answers the question while talking into a fan.

 

[jonatha]

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It computes that your grandchildren will have more processing power in their television remotes

(5 million 6-bit words of hard disk storage, BCD; 3200 words of main memory [magnetic drum] with 100 words of core; division instruction optional; branches in a program required the use of a plugboard)

 

[Jayjay]

In this historical photo, one of the early computers is depicted granting an audience to its slaves.

 

[ZiprHead]

Thank you, hurtinbuckaroo!

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"The meaning of life is 42, at least until internet porn is invented"

 

[ZiprHead]

Thank you, hurtinbuckaroo!

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"Here we see RAMAC doing a search for someone named John Conner."

 

[gmbteach]

We use a woman to input questions into RAMAC because we couldn't find a man willing to ask for directions or help.