Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

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The weird part? Was not where they found the feather duster, but how long it took them to notice where it was.

 

[gmbteach]

Here you go...

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Well then, that's enough of this palaver!

 

[angelo]

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The weird part? Was not where they found the feather duster, but how long it took them to notice where it was.

Rosie, one of your false nails is stuck in this guys ass!

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Well then, that's enough of this palaver!

All yours!

 

[gmbteach]

WINNER

Well then, that's enough of this palaver!

All yours!

Thanks, I couldn't resist.

 

[jonatha]

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...

 

[Thomas II]

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No fucks were given that day...

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Everyone in the Santa Club firmly believed that for every Santa there was, out there somewhere, a Santa's Helper Elf. Lorenzo just had very ....specific requirements.

 

[Thomas II]

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"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger,
You may see a stranger across a crowded room
And somehow you know, you know even then
That somewhere you'll see her again and again..."

 

[gmbteach]

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No fucks were given that day...

Winner!

Take it away.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks,gmbteach!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Turns out, Mom didn't like 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice' nearly as much as she made it sound...

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks,gmbteach!

Okay, which one of you clogged the toilet?

 

[Hickdive]

Okay, I think we've got enough gravy for christmas dinner now.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Turns out, Mom didn't like 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice' nearly as much as she made it sound...

Yours!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Thank you!

Okay:

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you!

Okay:

Finally, vegetarians can eat turkey at Christmas.

 

[Thomas II]

Dude, I hate to say it, but that finger looks infected...

 

[angelo]

I did not have sex with that vegetable!

 

[Turambar]

Here, enjoy this Himalayan Death-Radish. Just remember to cook it before the next full moon or you'll be sorry.