Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

Dog: Why does these humans spread so much time pressing lips? It tastes terrible.

 

[Jayjay]

Jerry is becoming curious about sex.

Jerry probably won't get more out of it than a leg humping, but you win the contest. The stage is all yours angelo.

 

[Jayjay]

12 hour rule.

 

[Thomas II]

Next pics...

or

 

[Atheos]

Too late. You had your chance mister.

 

[Wiploc]

"If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise!


"For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain,
Because today's the day the
Teddy Bears have their picnic."

"No no, Mr. Hairymoon. Mr. Sparklyfangs gets the first bite."

 

[angelo]

Damn, missed out again!.. [Not the caption]
Ted, I've told you a hundred times!! Keep out of wardrobe!.. [Basing it on the movie Ted]

 

[gmbteach]

Next pics...

What do you mean you're not real?

or

Don't you dare speak up now... you must now forever hold your peace!

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS TIE!

Too late. You had your chance mister.

"No no, Mr. Hairymoon. Mr. Sparklyfangs gets the first bite."

First to post, takes it away!

 

[Atheos]

 

[gmbteach]

'We're gonna need a bigger screwdriver!'

 

[bilby]

Willy Wonka's attempt to industrialise his factory foundered, when he discovered that Oompa-Loompas have no mechanical aptitude whatsoever.

 

[Keith&Co.]

And they signed Lady Gaga to sing the theme song for the Pacific Rim prequel: "The Leg Bone's Connected to the Cam Shaft Thingy..."

 

[Jayjay]

Now watch what happens to that guy in green shirt when I pull this lever!

 

[angelo]

Now watch what happens to that guy in green shirt when I pull this lever!

On no, my contact lenses!!

 

[Thomas II]

Volkswagen "clean diesel", they said...It won't be a "big deal", they said...

 

[Wiploc]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

 

[jonatha]

25 miles per gallon. Why do you ask?

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Now watch what happens to that guy in green shirt when I pull this lever!

Take it a way way, Jayjay!

 

[Jayjay]

Thanks. Next pic: