Caption Contest

[bilby]

I warned you, mother. Introduce me to one more politician and I will punch the fucker's teeth out.

 

[Hickdive]

Hush now William. And be grateful you're not Jewish.

 

[another1]

"Thomas, your bulimia defies any dsm criteria possible. Not in public!"

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Elixir]

I warned you, mother. Introduce me to one more politician and I will punch the fucker's teeth out.

Oh yeah - that's a winner!
Go, Bilby.

 

[gmbteach]

Posting on behalf of Bilby:

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Posting on behalf of Bilby:

On the right. "You forgot our anniversary."

On the left. "Jeeezus! Not in public."

 

[Thomas II]

(from "The Bird Cage")

Albert (guy on the right): Don't give me that tone!

Armand: What tone?

Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.

Armand: You're not a woman.

Albert: Oh, you bastard!

 

[Tigers!]

Cameron & Salmond both regretting the morning after the night before referendum.

Our mothers told us the relationship would never succeed.

 

[bilby]

(from "The Bird Cage")

Albert (guy on the right): Don't give me that tone!

Armand: What tone?

Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.

Armand: You're not a woman.

Albert: Oh, you bastard!

Winner!

Thanks to Gmbteach for posting a pic for me while I was incommunicado.

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(from "The Bird Cage")

Albert (guy on the right): Don't give me that tone!

Armand: What tone?

Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.

Armand: You're not a woman.

Albert: Oh, you bastard!

Winner!

Thanks to Gmbteach for posting a pic for me while I was incommunicado.

 

[gmbteach]

Winner!

Thanks to Gmbteach for posting a pic for me while I was incommunicado.

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(from "The Bird Cage")

Albert (guy on the right): Don't give me that tone!

Armand: What tone?

Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.

Armand: You're not a woman.

Albert: Oh, you bastard!

Winner!

Thanks to Gmbteach for posting a pic for me while I was incommunicado.

And how was Communicado? And why didn't you take me?

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

Have at it...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Coming to theaters in October, 2015: The Smothers Brothers Movie.

 

[Veritass]

See, the second verse of "This Little Light of Mine" is "All around the world, I'm gonna let it shine..."

This is why I am annexing Crimea, to bring it the light.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

"Ah, I love it when we can take a break from our jobs and engage in fun activities like this Children's Christmas Concert."

"If you speak to me again, I will stab you in the eye with this candle."

 

[gmbteach]

Putin thinks to himself 'FUCK! The things we have to put up with for diplomacy!'

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Coming to theaters in October, 2015: The Smothers Brothers Movie.

Take it away Keith&Co!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Take it away Keith&Co!

Thanx!

'Kay:

 

[gmbteach]

Take it away Keith&Co!

Thanx!

'Kay:
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[Thomas II]

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Prosthodontist's dream...