Caption Contest

[Mageth]

OK......

 

[Keith&Co.]

Finally, the first fetish suit with water cooling. Brought to you by Adam and Eve (purveyors of everything for your sex life, from breath mints to gymnastic assemblies) and Wham-O (the makers of the original Slip N Slide).

 

[Celldweller]

OK......

What a back stage orgy looks like at Blue Man Group- only in Vegas.

 

[gmbteach]

The duel purpose suit for the living statue, designed to keep him cool and deter pigeons from landing.

 

[Tigers!]

I've always thought that acupuncture had holes in it.

 

[angelo]

However did you guess I just came from an acupuncture clinic?

 

[hyzer]

I blame Obama.

 

[Mageth]

You haven't worn a stillsuit before...

All good but co-winners are angelo and gmbteach. First to post...

 

[gmbteach]

You haven't worn a stillsuit before...

All good but co-winners are angelo and gmbteach. First to post...

Thanks Mageth... Let's go with this one:

 

[bilby]

Oh, so that's why they call him 'Buzz'...

 

[angelo]

See! They just went to the moon to look for some ass!

 

[Hickdive]

Jennifer's flatulence required extreme measures.

 

[angelo]

Jennifer's flatulence required extreme measures.

 

[Atheos]

Oh, so that's why they call him 'Buzz'...

No, that's why they call him an asstronaut.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Maxi did not believe me when i told her about how far we went in the 70's to practice safe sex.

 

[bigfield]

NASA: Not A Spanking Astronaut

 

[KeepTalking]

NASA is now testing out new suits for a proposed manned mission to Uranus.

 

[hyzer]

Why should aliens have all the fun? NASA announced that from now on all astronauts shall be skilled in the the art of the anal probe..

 

[gmbteach]

Oh, so that's why they call him 'Buzz'...

No, that's why they call him an asstronaut.

Maxi did not believe me when i told her about how far we went in the 70's to practice safe sex.

Three way tie. Bilby made me LOL, Atheos's addition did also, and Keith&Co's was great too. First one to post takes it...

 

[Atheos]

Well dagnabit, looks like nobody else is going to step up.

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