Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

Ya, don't worry, Mom. The wedding night isn't for another five hours and he's almost found it.

WINNER!!!!

Well done.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[gmbteach]

Here we go:

'Lazy, lazy, Lazy, yep I am lazy, lazy, lazy'

 

[Keith&Co.]

Gozer the Gozerian, an ancient, ultra-powerful, malignant entity from another dimension, decided to ditch the bubble-wrap and half of the mascara on his second attempt to destroy the world.

 

[bilby]

This thing in my ear? It's because I keep forgetting the word.

'Baby'. The word is 'baby'.

 

[Hickdive]

Seriously kids, I sound a LOT better with earplugs in.

 

[KeepTalking]

Order the Soulless Music Bot 9000 today, and we will throw in these Metallic Gold Leather* driving gloves absolutely free!

*metallic gold leather driving gloves not actually made from leather, gold, or metal

 

[angelo]

You like my singing? Then I suggest you see a psychiatrist immediately!!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Seriously kids, I sound a LOT better with earplugs in.

Winner!

Take it away, Hickdive!

 

[Hickdive]

Thank you;

 

[Keith&Co.]

The first All-Navy Bobsled Tournament turned out to be very popular, despite problems with getting the sleds and the uniforms delivered on time. And the fact that it was held in Hawaii...

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you;

The human version of the cheese rolling down the hill event was popular despite causing injuries to the participants and there not being any samples to eat at the end.

 

[Thomas II]

Orthopedists' Heaven...

 

[Atheos]

<hushed announcer voice> And we return now to the finals of the men's "Sitting On A Hillside" event, where after over 8 uneventful hours it appears that the a few of the contestants have reached the limit of their considerable skill. 5 time World Champion Stephan ("Cooter") Davis, perched comfortably near the top, seems destined to continue his record breaking series of titles.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Regardless of mounting evidence to the contrary, the residents of this Alaska town continued to deny the existence of global warming and they weren't going to let some elitist liberal conspiracy get in the way of their annual Christmas tobogganing competition.

 

[Veritass]

Some useful distinctions:
- Human: a member of Homo sapiens.
- Humanoid: a human that enters the atmostphere from space.
- Humanite: a humanoid that crashes to earth.

 

[KeepTalking]

And Jack's shoe wins the race!

 

[fromderinside]

Ten seconds after the guy in the white jacket at the top waved his stick and shouted: "I'll do it if you do it"

 

[Hickdive]

And Jack's shoe wins the race!

Winner!

 

[angelo]

The new religion based on grass worship having their first mass.