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[Keith&Co.]

Tea or coffee?

Blech! Ice water with lemon.


Would you be a super-villain or a super-hero?

 

[gmbteach]

Tea or coffee?

Blech! Ice water with lemon.


Would you be a super-villain or a super-hero?

I am just super. Wether I am a villain or a hero depends on the day!

Do you disagree?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Do you disagree?

Of course i disagree.

Have we not been introduced?

 

[Atheos]

Have we not been introduced?

Yes. At an opportunity just last week we were not introduced.

If Sunday honors the sun and Monday honors the moon does Friday honor fries? I'm jonesing for some right now but I'm trying to watch my sodium and starches.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Have we not been introduced?

Yes. At an opportunity just last week we were not introduced.

If Sunday honors the sun and Monday honors the moon does Friday honor fries? I'm jonesing for some right now but I'm trying to watch my sodium and starches.

Yes, but they don't have to be POTATO fries. THere's asparagus fries and eggplant fries and corn fries and chicken fries and brownie fries and fried coffee (Grandpa used to make 'trail' coffee in an iron skillet. Do not fuck with people who make their coffee in an iron skillet) and egg fries...


Would you rather be the hero or the sidekick?

 

[Atheos]

Would you rather be the hero or the sidekick?

I've been the sidekick all my life. I'd really like to try being the hero for a change.

Speaking of which, is it okay to have two wing-men or does that start to look a bit needy?

 

[gmbteach]

Would you rather be the hero or the sidekick?

I've been the sidekick all my life. I'd really like to try being the hero for a change.

Speaking of which, is it okay to have two wing-men or does that start to look a bit needy?

Anyone worth dating doesn't need a wing-man, IMO.

Why do men think they need a wing-man?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why do men think they need a wing-man?

Same reason we wore sideburns and bell bottoms and polyester... Someone, somewhere, told us that it helped you get laid. We'll do just about anything if it improves our chances by more than .4%.

How can you tell if two people are married to each other if spotted in a crowd?

 

[ZiprHead]

How can you tell if two people are married to each other if spotted in a crowd?

If they're looking at each other with soul-crushing, ball-shriveling contempt, they're probably married.

Inspired by the question about wing men, why do women need to go to the bathroom in pairs or groups?

 

[gmbteach]

How can you tell if two people are married to each other if spotted in a crowd?

If they're looking at each other with soul-crushing, ball-shriveling contempt, they're probably married.

Inspired by the question about wing men, why do women need to go to the bathroom in pairs or groups?

To compare the men of course.

Don't guys compare women?

 

[athee]

If they're looking at each other with soul-crushing, ball-shriveling contempt, they're probably married.

Inspired by the question about wing men, why do women need to go to the bathroom in pairs or groups?

To compare the men of course.

Don't guys compare women?

Yes, but they don't need to do it in pairs.

What top five 'pairs' of women's body parts do men NEVER discuss or compare?

 

[jonatha]

What top five 'pairs' of women's body parts do men NEVER discuss or compare?

Kidneys, adrenal glands, eardrums, eustachain tubes, and ventricles.

Why do proposals for a "Universal" Basic Income limit the recipients to people?

 

[gmbteach]

What top five 'pairs' of women's body parts do men NEVER discuss or compare?

Kidneys, adrenal glands, eardrums, eustachain tubes, and ventricles.

Why do proposals for a "Universal" Basic Income limit the recipients to people?

Because it hasn't been proven that aliens exist as yet.

Do aliens exist?

 

[jonatha]

Kidneys, adrenal glands, eardrums, eustachain tubes, and ventricles.

Why do proposals for a "Universal" Basic Income limit the recipients to people?

Because it hasn't been proven that aliens exist as yet.

Do aliens exist?

I hope not. We can't afford to pay all of them.

Is it possible to hijack this thread?

 

[gmbteach]

Because it hasn't been proven that aliens exist as yet.

Do aliens exist?

I hope not. We can't afford to pay all of them.

Is it possible to hijack this thread?

I don't know.

Why don't you try?

 

[Elixir]

I hope not. We can't afford to pay all of them.

Is it possible to hijack this thread?

I don't know.

Why don't you try?

Too busy dealing with aliens.

Do you suppose that aliens call us aliens?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

I don't know.

Why don't you try?

Too busy dealing with aliens.

Do you suppose that aliens call us aliens?

Doh!

Is it best to just allow the extraterrestrials to continue unabated, or should we openly challenge then and shoot down one of their ships?

 

[starwater]

Do you suppose that aliens call us aliens?

Bags of mostly water (quoting from Star Trek).

Given an equal number of matched socks go into washer and into dryer, why do unmatched pairs and socks that have been missing come out of the dryer?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Starwater, answer the previous question, then ask one of your own.

Do you suppose that aliens call us aliens?

Technically, we'd be the natives.
Although I do imagine that every ship in Starfleet has that one guy who, every time he beams down, turns to the rest of the away team and says, "So, do you realize there here, WE are the aliens?"

(He only gets assigned to away teams when the CO is trying to annoy the shit out of one of the other officers.)

Given an equal number of matched socks go into washer and into dryer, why do unmatched pairs and socks that have been missing come out of the dryer?

I'm not convinced they were matched when they went in.



If the superstition is three on a match, how many cigarettes can you light off of funeral pyre?

 

[Elixir]

Starwater, answer the previous question, then ask one of your own.

Technically, we'd be the natives.
Although I do imagine that every ship in Starfleet has that one guy who, every time he beams down, turns to the rest of the away team and says, "So, do you realize there here, WE are the aliens?"

(He only gets assigned to away teams when the CO is trying to annoy the shit out of one of the other officers.)

Given an equal number of matched socks go into washer and into dryer, why do unmatched pairs and socks that have been missing come out of the dryer?

I'm not convinced they were matched when they went in.



If the superstition is three on a match, how many cigarettes can you light off of funeral pyre?

You can throw as many cigarettes as you want onto the pyre, but once it gets going you can't get close enough to hold the cigarette and light it on the pyre.

What makes you think "three on a match" is a superstition?