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Question: Why do fat kids all have terrible haircuts?
 
LordKiran said:
Instructions: Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer



Question: Why do fat kids all have terrible haircuts?
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Bad parenting. When you care enough in one area, it usually shows in other areas.

Why do fat women have the most welcoming personalities?
 
fast said:
Bad parenting. When you care enough in one area, it usually shows in other areas.

Why do fat women have the most welcoming personalities?
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Habitually accepting food leads to habitually accepting other things.

Question: Are there any stupid questions that do not involve fat people?
 
Atheos said:
fast said:
Bad parenting. When you care enough in one area, it usually shows in other areas.

Why do fat women have the most welcoming personalities?
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Habitually accepting food leads to habitually accepting other things.

Question: Are there any stupid questions that do not involve fat people?
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Yes, there are stupid questions about fat boy icecream.

Why can there be numbers less than zero but no number of people in a room less than zero?
 
fast said:
Why can there be numbers less than zero but no number of people in a room less than zero?
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I know several people who are completely negative. Put one in a room alone and the entire population of the room is negative. Since negatives are less than zero you can have a number of people in a room less than zero.

Question: Why do they it a "hot water heater?" If the water was already hot it wouldn't need a heater. Shouldn't it be called a "cold water heater?"
 
Question: Why do they it a "hot water heater?" If the water was already hot it wouldn't need a heater. Shouldn't it be called a "cold water heater?"
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God, no, people don't want terms that make sense, they want terms that cause them the least effort to follow.
That's why we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.
Hot water comes out of a heater, so any discussion of cold water going INTO the heater makes them question their place in the food chain.

Why do all my coworkers think I'm a nice person?
 
Atheos said:
fast said:
Why can there be numbers less than zero but no number of people in a room less than zero?
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I know several people who are completely negative. Put one in a room alone and the entire population of the room is negative. Since negatives are less than zero you can have a number of people in a room less than zero.

Question: Why do they it a "hot water heater?" If the water was already hot it wouldn't need a heater. Shouldn't it be called a "cold water heater?"
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Its actually just called a water heater, the water heater will heat the water regardless of whether or not it was already hot or cold.

Keith&Co. said:
Why do all my coworkers think I'm a nice person?
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Probably because they aren't aware of the seething, burning hate for every single one of them hidden just beneath a cold empty facade of insincere niceness.

Question: Do you think alien archaeologists would have a hard time identifying oddly specific items for what they are, like key-chains?
 
LordKiran said:
Question: Do you think alien archaeologists would have a hard time identifying oddly specific items for what they are, like key-chains?
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No, they'd recognize them off the bat. How else would they drive their spaceships here in the first place if they didn't have the keys, and how would they keep up with their keys if they weren't on a key chain?

Question: If humans descended from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
 
Atheos said:
Question: If humans descended from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
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Because they're still laughing themselves silly about throwing you out of the tree.

If a million monkeys had a million typewriters, how long would it take them to ask how come there are still monkeys?
 
Bomb#20 said:
Atheos said:
Question: If humans descended from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
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Because they're still laughing themselves silly about throwing you out of the tree.

If a million monkeys had a million typewriters, how long would it take them to ask how come there are still monkeys?
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Mere seconds once the time arrives.

Why does a mirror reverse images side to side but not up and down?
 
Elixir said:
Why does a mirror reverse images side to side but not up and down?
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It doesn't. Raise the hand ON YOUR RIGHT and the mirror image raises the hand ON YOUR RIGHT.
It's when you're facing an idiot person and you say 'raise your right hand,' they raise the hand on THEIR Right, not the speaker's.


Why do people ask what you'd want for your last meal, but never ask what you want served at your memorial service?
 
Keith&Co. said:
Elixir said:
Why does a mirror reverse images side to side but not up and down?
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It doesn't. Raise the hand ON YOUR RIGHT and the mirror image raises the hand ON YOUR RIGHT.
It's when you're facing an idiot person and you say 'raise your right hand,' they raise the hand on THEIR Right, not the speaker's.


Why do people ask what you'd want for your last meal, but never ask what you want served at your memorial service?
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You don't eat meals at a memorial service. You'd get crumbs all over the memorials and THAT'S how you get ants!


How come when you type 100 into a stopwatch it skips numbers 99 through 61?
 
It doesn't want to bore you with unnecessary details.

Why don't child proof locks get easier to open the older you get?
 
Patooka said:
It doesn't want to bore you with unnecessary details.

Why don't child proof locks get easier to open the older you get?
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Technology outpaces intelligence.

Why aren't there legs on a clock? And what is the name for that predjudice bigotry designed to alienate the various disabled people depending on what limbs are missing?
 
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