Offensive fiber artworks

[Angry Floof]

Make one for Malintent that says "die mad about I.T. support over the phone"

haha! Or one for Bilby that says, "die mad about the US not using the metric system or celsius and people calling nut juice 'milk'."

Geez. Give you Seppos 25.4mm and you take 1.61km. I do have some 0.556 degrees of tolerance, but I draw the line at calling things 'milk' that didn't originate in a mammary gland. It really gets on my tits.

 

[gmbteach]

Holy meatballs! Nice quilt. Raaaaa-men!

I like the cross-stitch frame as a meme medium. It is as open-ended as teeshirts.

But, of late, what caught my attention in the 'offensive' fiberworks genre was this:

Cat ass trophy pot holders!

Get the whole set!

These are awesome, and in use in my own home, thanks to Flooof.


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BTW Floof, the vet that visited out dog today has given your cat butt coasters the biggest seal of approval! She particularly likes the black and white, and white ones as the butt bit stood out!

 

[Angry Floof]

BTW Floof, the vet that visited out dog today has given your cat butt coasters the biggest seal of approval! She particularly likes the black and white, and white ones as the butt bit stood out!

hehe Right on.

 

[bilby]

BTW Floof, the vet that visited out dog today has given your cat butt coasters the biggest seal of approval! She particularly likes the black and white, and white ones as the butt bit stood out!

hehe Right on.

She suggested one could serve as a thermometer holder.

 

[Angry Floof]

BTW Floof, the vet that visited out dog today has given your cat butt coasters the biggest seal of approval! She particularly likes the black and white, and white ones as the butt bit stood out!

hehe Right on.

She suggested one could serve as a thermometer holder.

Perfect.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

No discussion of artwork made of linsey-woolsey yet?

 

[Angry Floof]

No discussion of artwork made of linsey-woolsey yet?

This ain't that kind of party.

 

[Kharakov]

I just saw a cross stitch that says "My drug of choice is the <3 I get from Jesus. Just kidding. It's weed!"

Ha, you people and your drugs. I'm on a natural high that smart people call "duhhhh".

 

[Angry Floof]

 

[Thomas II]

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[Thomas II]

 

[Underseer]

Conservatives, libertarians, and others of a more fragile constitution are advised to not look at this offensive image.

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[ZiprHead]

 

[Angry Floof]

Holy shitballs that is offensive.

 

[Underseer]

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Somebody put a lot of time and effort into that.

 

[gmbteach]

Unicorn butts! FUCKING UNICORN BUTTS!

Floof, this has to be up your alley!

 

[rousseau]

Make people a unicorn butt, and a lot of people will remember you when they want a unicorn butt again.

 

[gmbteach]

Make people a unicorn butt, and a lot of people will remember you when they want a unicorn butt again.

Floof crocheted me some cat butt coasters, and I paid her for some for my brother as a wedding/housewarming gift.

So yes, if I wanted some, I do know who to ask and I would also know how much to offer as payment for them.

 

[Jobar]

I already have a refrigerator magnet with this on it, but I'd definitely pay for a crocheted version!



https://www.renioclark-shop.com/Web...Spardose_So_where_180_s_my_f___ing_pony_3.jpg

 

[Angry Floof]

I already have a refrigerator magnet with this on it, but I'd definitely pay for a crocheted version!

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https://www.renioclark-shop.com/Web...Spardose_So_where_180_s_my_f___ing_pony_3.jpg

That would not crochet up very well but would make a great cross stitch pattern.