Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[bilby]

Because they're big boobys.

Why does no one let me finish when my sentence starts with 'well, my fetish is...'?

Because they already know.

Does this milk taste sour?

I don't know; I've never milked a this.

Why knot?

 

[fast]

Because they're big boobys.

Why does no one let me finish when my sentence starts with 'well, my fetish is...'?

Because they already know.

Does this milk taste sour?

No, it's just a little warm.

Can we have an easement from Washington to Alaska?

 

[gmbteach]

Because they already know.

Does this milk taste sour?

No, it's just a little warm.

Can we have an easement from Washington to Alaska?

If you want to build one, I don't see why not.

Is it true that a duck's quack doesn't echo? If true, why not?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Is it true that a duck's quack doesn't echo?

No, the truth is that ducks won't quack if they see a microphone.

What the hell goes through Trump's mind when he picks a department of defense secretary?

 

[Atheos]

What the hell goes through Trump's mind when he picks a department of defense secretary?

The same thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a car windshield: it's asshole.

What color was George Washington's white horse?

 

[gmbteach]

Is it true that a duck's quack doesn't echo?

No, the truth is that ducks won't quack if they see a microphone.

What the hell goes through Trump's mind when he picks a department of defense secretary?

Trump has a mind?

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What the hell goes through Trump's mind when he picks a department of defense secretary?

The same thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a car windshield: it's asshole.

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Who knows?

 

[bilby]

No, the truth is that ducks won't quack if they see a microphone.

What the hell goes through Trump's mind when he picks a department of defense secretary?

Trump has a mind?

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What the hell goes through Trump's mind when he picks a department of defense secretary?

The same thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a car windshield: it's asshole.

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Who knows?

Perhaps he does, but we can't ask him, because he's on first.

Why is six afraid of seven?

 

[gmbteach]

Trump has a mind?

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What the hell goes through Trump's mind when he picks a department of defense secretary?

The same thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a car windshield: it's asshole.

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Who knows?

Perhaps he does, but we can't ask him, because he's on first.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because 7 8 9......

Why is it hard to come up with stupid questions?

 

[Atheos]

Why is it hard to come up with stupid questions?

Because when "it's hard" you're thinking with your "other head."

How many lanes wide was the road the chicken crossed?

 

[Keith&Co.]

How many lanes wide was the road the chicken crossed?

Two: Regular lane and Extra Crispy.

What book of the bible concerns the Age of Accountability?

 

[Atheos]

What book of the bible concerns the Age of Accountability?

Hezekiah. It's right there in the first chapter.

Does anybody really care where Waldo is?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Does anybody really care where Waldo is?

Why, is he behind me? He's behind me, isn't he!? God damn it! Not again! Tell him not to sneak up on me!

Why thirty one flavors, and not 32?

 

[jonatha]

Why thirty one flavors, and not 32?

Because we only have five fingers to count with.

Does anyone really like licorice?

 

[ZiprHead]

Does anyone really like licorice?

No. It's a candy conspiracy created by Willie Wonka.

Why is Mona Lisa smiling?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why is Mona Lisa smiling?

Because da Vinci always painted in the nude.

Where does the white go when snow melts? White clouds drop white snow that becomes clear water...

 

[Atheos]

Where does the white go when snow melts? White clouds drop white snow that becomes clear water...

It dies and goes to its afterlife, a place only known as "Santa Claus's Beard."

And now for the question everyone was asking for awhile but never got answered: Who let the dogs out? Who?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Who let the dogs out? Who?

PETA.

Who shot the deputy?

 

[gmbteach]

Where does the white go when snow melts? White clouds drop white snow that becomes clear water...

It dies and goes to its afterlife, a place only known as "Santa Claus's Beard."

And now for the question everyone was asking for awhile but never got answered: Who let the dogs out? Who?

Me, at 2:18 this morning to be precise.

The question is... Why did I let them out at 2:18 this morning?

 

[Elixir]

It dies and goes to its afterlife, a place only known as "Santa Claus's Beard."

And now for the question everyone was asking for awhile but never got answered: Who let the dogs out? Who?

Me, at 2:18 this morning to be precise.

The question is... Why did I let them out at 2:18 this morning?

Because they pee at 2:20am, regardless.

Why don't you train them to wait until 5:30 like I do?

 

[Atheos]

Who shot the deputy?

This thread be degenerating into total anarchy.

The deputy was shot by Eric Clapton's evil twin Derek, who was known for playing with dominoes.

What was sliced bread the best thing since?