When i was eight, they were telling me about how the streets of Heaven were gold and how we'd be given buckets of jewels just for the asking.
"But last week, you told us that Heaven was beyond all Earthly concerns, didn't you? Why would we care about gold and jewels if wealth is just something that happened to us back on Earth? And you said that rich people don't get into Heaven too easy, so we can be content with being poor, but why then are we going to be Rich in Heaven?"
And that wasn't even as an atheist. I have since left the Church and left Christainity and left Theism, at least partially because no one seems to have a decent answer for why we get meaningless rewards in an afterlife that's nothing like life here...
There was a man who was very good and it was his time to die. So God sends the angel of death down to pick him up. The Angel of Death appears to the man and says "Congratulations, God is pleased with you so it is time for you to die and come be with him forever and ever in eternal bliss!"
But instead of being happy and excited like most people who are "saved" are when the Angel of Death appears, he gets a sad face.
The Angel of Death does not know what to do so he flies back up to God and tells him what happened. God then tells the A.o.D. that he has to come, it is his time, but he,God, does not want anyone coming with any sadness. So, God tells the A.o.D to tell he man he can bring one thing from earth to heaven with him to make him happy.
And it is done. The man asks for five minutes to get what he wants and comes back to the angel with a suitcase stuffed with something The man dies and goes to heaven and gets the grand tour. Jesus and Peter and Moses show him around the place. The guy ends up getting a mansion on the same street Billy Graham, Pope Sylvester, and Corrie Ten Boom live on. After getting the grand tour all the angels gather around the man and ask him to show them what he brought in his suitcase. He gladly opens it up and shows them a bunch of gold he brought.
The angels look bewildered but remain kind and polite.
After the angels fly away to go sing praises to God he asks the Angel of Death, who is his best friend now, why the angels looked at him so weird. The angel said "They were confused because they did not understand why anyone would want to bring pavement up here to heaven".
Ba ding!