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steve_bank

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There is a saint for all occasions.



According to the church, people may seek their intercession in prayer at this point. Intercession is an important point in the process, and is what will move everything else along. To become canonized, miracles are required, and the miracles come for a petitioner praying to the person for help.Sep 3, 2016


The volume of theology in the RCC is astonishing. But then had 2000 years to create it.
 


There is a saint for all occasions.



According to the church, people may seek their intercession in prayer at this point. Intercession is an important point in the process, and is what will move everything else along. To become canonized, miracles are required, and the miracles come for a petitioner praying to the person for help.Sep 3, 2016


The volume of theology in the RCC is astonishing. But then had 2000 years to create it.
Hagiography.
 
The volume of theology in the RCC is astonishing. But then had 2000 years to create it.
The RCC sells the same bullshit that's been for sale eons before there was ever an RCC. Different package, same bullshit.
Yeah, Martin Luther pointed out five hundred years ago that the whole thing was just a big scam to make the church hierarchy rich and powerful, and plenty of people still haven't noticed.

Of course, Luther persisted in the belief that there was a kernel of truth hidden under the bullshit, but given his times, that's understandable.

His modern day descendant, Lex, decided to eschew moral good altogether, but fortunately found an antagonist from outer space, who replaced the heavenly antagonist of legend.
 
The article in Wikipedia on patron saints by occupation and activity is good for a 15 minute skim read, anyway. Among other things, I learned there is a patron saint for vinegar makers (Vincent of Saragossa.) Like many saints, he isn't just loafing all day; most of the patron saints have multiple jurisdictions. Saint Lucy is the patron saint of 9 occupations, including salesperson, and she can also be invoked for a number of health woes, including hemorrhages and dysentery. More areas of patronage, and I am not making these up:

Pig keepers - Anthony the Abbot
Motorcyclists - Columbanus (I wonder if he got his first innings with chariots)
Odd lot dealers - Cajetan
Laundresses - Clare of Assisi, but also Hunna and also Veronica (they must be specializing on heavy loads, water extractors, Calgon, etc)
Comedians - Genesius, along with Lawrence, Philip Neri, and Vitus (I'm guessing Bill Cosby ignored them)
Clowns - Genesius again, along with Maturinus (shouldn't it be Immaturinus?)
Cinema - Genesius yet again
Computer techs - Isidore of Seville, who died in the year 636, which begs the question of which version of Windows he cut his teeth on (Stained Glass 1.0 is my guess)
Pharmacists - too many to list (a total of seven)
Waiters - Zita (but no patron saint for impatient diners?)
Europe - Bridget of Sweden, who also made the news by having a vision of where to find Jesus' foreskin (for that story, consult the Holy Prepuce article in Wikipedia)
First thing tomorrow, I'm gonna go mad Catholic.
 
Its been a long time Iread about this but didn't one of their saints turn out to actually be a Buddhist monk?
 
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