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SOTU - Showdown at the House

 
 
 
Maybe they can turn off his microphone, and have Alec Baldwin's voice dubbed over?

"My fellow Americans...and you brown and yellow people still within the borders..."
 
Well, Pelosi controls all the lights, microphones and locks in the building, so wandering over won't help him much. She should just book the stage of the room they use for weekly Congressional cribbage tournament that night.
 
They (the Dems) should set his ass up. Invite him to speak.. but make the mic cause his voice to sound puny and stupid(er). Load the audience with people who boo and hiss and shout out "Liar!"... a couple of rotten tomato throws wouldn't hurt either.
 
One option would be to replace everyone in the building with cardboard cut outs and pipe in applause, laughter, etc...
 
hurtinbuckaroo said:
What’s one more lawsuit?
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When i reported to my third command, they made me the leading petty officer of my division. We were still in the yards, the contractors had not turned over our systems, i thought i was complletely superfluous. An hour later they gave me a post-it note with a name, a date, and "3 hours 15 minutes."

One of my sailors had been 3.25 hours lste the day before, they wanted me to put him on report.

Crap. That's some serious paperwork. Work i had never done. I was expecting a few long days of looking up the requirements, looking up examples, finding the right words... i went to the yeomen. "I need to learn how to write someone up."
"Is it Palwicki?"
"Um, yeah?"
He handed me a clipboard. There were about 25 yellow stickies, Palwicki's name, dates and charges. They were divided into LATE, CAUGHT SLEEPING, and DISRESPECT. I added mine and walked away. Thet just added one to "...and ten counts of Unauthorized Absence..." when he finally went to mast.

In this modern age,there's probably a Trumpcel spreadsheet somewhere. "Yeah, just find the right tab, enter the date, monetary sum, what channel it was on...."
 
Well, Bonespurs last night in a tweet agreed to delay the State of the (Soviet) Union address until after the shut down.
 
ZiprHead said:
Well, Bonespurs last night in a tweet agreed to delay the State of the (Soviet) Union address until after the shut down.
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It's early... he can change his mind again a few times before lunch after he's had time to watch Fox News.
 
Wow. He folded quick. Looks like when his power move of "Nyah, nyah, nyah" failed, he didn't have a Plan B.
 
ZiprHead said:
Well, Bonespurs last night in a tweet agreed to delay the State of the (Soviet) Union address until after the shut down.
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Yeah - imagine that. Trump tweedling about history and tradition... what a hyper-hypocrite.
 
Elixir said:
ZiprHead said:
Well, Bonespurs last night in a tweet agreed to delay the State of the (Soviet) Union address until after the shut down.
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Yeah - imagine that. Trump tweedling about history and tradition... what a hyper-hypocrite.
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It was spelled properly and well written. Probably not written by Bonespurs.

By all rights, he should give the speech in the Duma.
 
So... a year ago, it was noted that Trump spent a hell of a lot of time on thge golf course. He had criticized Obama for Golfing, and Trump was golfing even more.

The answer rationalization from conservatives, including 88% of my office, was that this is how business gets done. Obama was fucking off, Trump was doing deals...

But we have just seen that Trump's negotiating skills are to bully people into getting what he wants. Full stop. End transmission. No 'deal' making. And nothing in his back pocket if bullying fails.

So, like, what sort of deal was he making on the links? It doesn't take 18 holes to bully someone, especially with a club in your hand.

So even if he was 'doing deals' with the other three in any foursome, that accounts for only three holes. The other 15 would be just as wasteful as he claimed all 18 of Obama's were....
 
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