Jeff Bezos to become richest person in space

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Jeff Bezos announced that he will be a member of the crew for Blue Origin’s first manned (humaned?) flight next month.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/06/07/jeff-bezos-space-blue-origin/

Interesting decision. His brother is going too. Maybe it a “triple dog dare” thing. I’ll be speaking to our financial advisor about our ownership of Amazon stock.

 

[Gospel]

I can already smell rotten brain tissue burning over this faked launch conspiracy. Maybe July 20th will have poor weather and save him some tweets from the stupid people.

 

[ZiprHead]

Why are we giving this asshole's vanity space program 10 billion dollars again?