Ever been so high...

[Keith&Co.]

...you bet the boss you could tackle the warehouse?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you explained seat belts to someone else's chicken?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you investigated the murder of a saint because rigor mortis had set in?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you took your brisket out for a walk nefore dinner?

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you decided you wanted to live inside your bong?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you thought Florida was invading your personal space?

 

[Keith&Co.]

... You just thought Great-Great-Grandma Kallisto was sitting really, really, really still for the photographer.

 

[Keith&Co.]

....you convinced some first graders that farts are ionized shit particlesthat just float around until someone breathes them in?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you got halfway into a joke and forgot what the rest of it was?

 

[skepticalbip]

...you got halfway into a joke and forgot what the rest of it was?

Or really want to tell a joke you think is hilarious but can't remember the set-up, only the punch line... so you can't even start.

 

[skepticalbip]

nm

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you thought feeding time at the zoo meant nom noms for the dangerous clocks?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you started to think the chicken cheated you on the drug deal?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you tried to cheat the chicken on your own drug deal?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you got into an argument with your daughter's pony about the definition of 'a microdose'?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you thought you knew more about the military than people who DIDN'T dodge the draft?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you couldn't swim because your arms* melted?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you lectured your antelope about wearing white after Labor Day?

 

[Keith&Co.]

....you let the wall have a turn at charades?