Darwin Award Of The Week

[Cheerful Charlie]

https://nypost.com/2018/07/25/serial-killer-accidentally-kills-himself-in-jail-during-sex-act/

A German serial killer who murdered five female hitchhikers accidentally killed himself while performing a strange solo sex act in his prison cell over the weekend, reports claim.

Egidius Schiffer, dubbed the “Aachen Strangler,” gave himself a fatal electric shock after tying a cable from a lamp around his penis and nipples, police said.

He was still tied up when guards at Bochum prison, in the North Rhine-Westphalia state, opened his room Monday morning, the Times reported.
Prison spokeswoman Candida Tunkel said: “He removed a cable from his bedside table lamp. Then he wound it around his nipples and his penis and stuck the end in a power socket.”

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A big A+ on inventiveness.

 

[KeepTalking]

https://nypost.com/2018/07/25/serial-killer-accidentally-kills-himself-in-jail-during-sex-act/

A German serial killer who murdered five female hitchhikers accidentally killed himself while performing a strange solo sex act in his prison cell over the weekend, reports claim.

Egidius Schiffer, dubbed the “Aachen Strangler,” gave himself a fatal electric shock after tying a cable from a lamp around his penis and nipples, police said.

He was still tied up when guards at Bochum prison, in the North Rhine-Westphalia state, opened his room Monday morning, the Times reported.
Prison spokeswoman Candida Tunkel said: “He removed a cable from his bedside table lamp. Then he wound it around his nipples and his penis and stuck the end in a power socket.”

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A big A+ on inventiveness.

Very strange, indeed. Seems more likely that he was tortured to death, rather than having done it to himself, but I am sure the prison guards would never do such a thing, or allow such a thing to be done on their watch.

Nope, not a chance...

 

[Underseer]

"No collusion!"
"No collusion!"
"No collusion!"
"OK, there was collusion, but collusion isn't illegal."

 

[Shake]

Some would call this karma.

 

[Cycad]

Very strange, indeed. Seems more likely that he was tortured to death, rather than having done it to himself, but I am sure the prison guards would never do such a thing, or allow such a thing to be done on their watch.
Nope, not a chance...

Yeah, like Ulrike Meinhofs suicide in a German prison ?

 

[phands]

Where did he get cable? That's normally verboten in jail cells, even for lamps.

Anyway...good riddance to him.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Where did he get cable?

That was my first question. Last time I was arrested for serial killing, they took my belt and shoe laces so I wouldn't hang myself... A lamp, though?