Caption Contest

[angelo]

And I'm here to tell you that half those unemployed are sex workers! So beat the scourge of unemployment and hire a prostitute for three or four days per week!

Winner! Take it away, angelo!

Unfortunately I'm still wrestling with notifications. I'm not getting any from most threads. Wrote to Ray, he thought it may have been my spam/junk box but it's not. I've re-adjusted some settings, remains to be seen what happens now.

 

[angelo]

Q. What's the difference between catholic sperm and protestant sperm?

A. One is caught in a tissue the other in a condom. [yea I know, "groan"]

 

[Thomas II]

Tie! Angelo and Keith&Co

First one to post a picture takes it away!

 

[angelo]

Lets try this.

 

[Keith&Co.]

No, no, this doesn't make a bunny on the wall! That makes a BUTTERFLY, moron! See?

 

[gmbteach]

Lets try this.

Switzerland: (calmly) Don't poke your finger at me, you put holes in the air and birds trip over them.

 

[bilby]

No, I said 'Bang!' first. If you don't lie down, I am not playing 'Cowboys and Indians' with you ever again, and you're not invited to my birthday party, and there's gonna be jelly and ice-cream...

 

[Thomas II]

Go ahead and smell my finger...

Ewwww! You got a smelly finger!...

 

[angelo]

No, I said 'Bang!' first. If you don't lie down, I am not playing 'Cowboys and Indians' with you ever again, and you're not invited to my birthday party, and there's gonna be jelly and ice-cream...

Take it bilby.
Thomas runner up.

 

[Thomas II]

Bilby must be unavailable, so here it goes...

 

[gmbteach]

Bilby must be unavailable, so here it goes...

The do-it-yourself man kit required a little putting together, and you could leave out the bits you didn't want, such as the leaving the toilet seat up component, as evidenced by this pictorial representation.

 

[Celldweller]

Bilby must be unavailable, so here it goes...

Google's recently developed lobotamy technology proved to be unsuccessful, as Wilfred the intern took "acrobatics" to mean throwing a tantrum on the operating table.

 

[KeepTalking]

Even though it had been torn down and mostly sold for parts, Hutch could not resist one last tumble over the remains of the Ford Gran Torino.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Don't blame me. You're the one who put the model of the General Lee in the middle of the table. What else was I supposed to do?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER! :laughing-smiley-014

Don't blame me. You're the one who put the model of the General Lee in the middle of the table. What else was I supposed to do?

Take it away, Tom Sawyer!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[angelo]

Now Miss Switzerland is going to tell me her favourite sex position, and if it matches the position I have in my hand she and I will demonstrate it on stage!

 

[Hickdive]

And the award for "Country Least Likely to be Invaded in the Next Twelve Months" goes to...SWITZERLAND!

 

[Atheos]

Along with the panel's decision to have all contestants prance around a bit on stage wearing nothing but their sash, the dress code committee decided an appropriate change in the size of the sash was in order.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Today in Los Angeles, the setting for the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie was announced. Fans are a little confused, but will wait for the writers to explain the Swiss Caribbean.