Anonymous Hacks / Releases Trump Emails

[RavenSky]

There is very little in the emails that could outdo what he says in public, short of...

Dear Hillary,

We almost have this one in the bag for you. White House, Senate, House... all of it!

Your Lovable Cheeto,
Donald Trump

STOP! Just STOP IT! Besides, that should be "Your Lovable Ferret-Wearing Cheeto"

Ferrets don't come in the weird shade of yellow-orange that is Trump's hair. And no self-respecting ferrt would sit on that nut's head anyway.

Maybe a yellow mongoose

 

[Deepak]

I stopped at "long rambling diatribes."

Trump doesn't strike me as the sort of man who has the patience to sit at a computer and peck away for any length of time.

From Trump's ghostwriter:

For the book, though, Trump needed to provide him with sustained, thoughtful recollections. He asked Trump to describe his childhood in detail. After sitting for only a few minutes in his suit and tie, Trump became impatient and irritable. He looked fidgety, Schwartz recalls, “like a kindergartner who can’t sit still in a classroom.” Even when Schwartz pressed him, Trump seemed to remember almost nothing of his youth, and made it clear that he was bored. Far more quickly than Schwartz had expected, Trump ended the meeting.

I dunno - I've heard from pretty reliable sources that he both knows words and has the best words.