An artist has painted Kim Kardashian’s butt with his penis

[Potoooooooo]

and not in the way you are thinking either
http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/14/an-artist-has-painted-kim-kardashians-butt-with-his-penis-4986935/
Rembrandt was hailed for his incredible portraits, Turner was renowned for his sweeping landscapes, but one artist is just happy being known as the guy who painted Kim Kardashian’s backside with his penis.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Oh.
Made a painting with his penis... The subject is Kim...

Not snuck up behind her in line and counted coup....Darn.

 

[Angry Floof]

I remember that guy. I call him Membrandt.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

There's some rather fine brushwork there. Is his nickname 'Needle-Dick'?

 

[Valjean]

I wonder if his brush is circumcised.

 

[bilby]

As if there were not enough clever-dicks in the world...

 

[Bronzeage]

We're just taking his word for this, unless he has a video.

 

[Keith&Co.]

We're just taking his word for this, unless he has a video.

He's probably gone Old Testament on this. Placed his hand on his 'thigh' and sworn it was true.

 

[Bronzeage]

We're just taking his word for this, unless he has a video.

He's probably gone Old Testament on this. Placed his hand on his 'thigh' and sworn it was true.

Old joke, with slight relevance to thread:

An American school teacher goes on vacation to Rome. On her first taxi ride, the driver brags, "Only a real man can drive a taxi in Rome. With my left hand, I wave at pretty women and with my right hand, I shake my fist at other drivers."
"But how do you steer?" she asks.
"I told you, only a real man can drive a taxi in Rome."

We need to remember, this joke predates power steering.

 

[Keith&Co.]

A coworker saw the thread title and wondered if this was one of Kim's publicity stunts.
I said 'No, her back is to the viewer.'

They stared.
"Oh! You said 'pub-licity' not 'pube-licity.' Well, no. Not hers, anyway."

 

[Archimedes]

I took the thread title much more literally and initially thought someone had actually painted onto her ass with their wing-wang as some sort of performance art piece.

 

[Jayjay]

I remember that guy. I call him Membrandt.

Sure you are not thinking of Pricasso (NSFW)?

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I took the thread title much more literally and initially thought someone had actually painted onto her ass with their wing-wang as some sort of performance art piece.

Shh! Don't give her any ideas.

 

[Bronzeage]

I took the thread title much more literally and initially thought someone had actually painted onto her ass with their wing-wang as some sort of performance art piece.

That has happened, but we won't get those details until the next time her popularity begins to wain.