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Doctor Dolittle: If I were asked to sing in hippopotamus, Polynesia: What would you say? Doctor Dolittle: I’d say, “why notamus!”

Actually I guess it didn't so much make me laugh as make me jealous.

Later that evening, having a few beers with his envious buddies at the bar, Fred recounted the afternoon he spent in the pool surrounded by large breasted chicks.

Looks like Jeffries finished that HAM radio kit he was working on and tried powering it up...

I'll pack a lunch and follow you anywhere baby.

"One does not simply walk into Morder" (One does not simply walk into mortar)

WINNER! I'm liking Bomb#20's entry. WINNER!

A horse goes into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender draws a mug and sets it in front of him with a worried look. "I'm getting concerned. Every day you come in here and drink until you can barely crawl home. Do you think you might be alcoholic?" The horse replies, "I don't think I am." And...

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"Houston, I'm surrounded by a bunch of lowercase a's. They're interfering with my ability to complete the EVA. Please advise."

"Didn't miss it by thaaaaat much."

I remember awhile back this guy pioneered the idea of children's bedtime stories that adults could enjoy as well.

"Well, it's kind of like Pinocchio, I guess," she explained, "But instead of my nose growing it just spasms. It's happened so much lately my face seems to have gotten stuck like this."

This got me looking back for any evidence of vulgarity or petty ad hominem. Didn't see it myself and didn't see anyone claiming they were offended. Did see someone say they weren't offended. Polite people (IMO) don't try to stir up shit when others are having a civil conversation. Having...

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here."

You seem to be making the mistake of thinking that an atheist would care about whether atheists have repute. It's like you don't understand that there's not a cabal of atheists getting together in a conclave putting together platforms of dogma and marching orders for the rank and file members...

As Learner mentioned earlier I am a member of Clergy Project (and incidentally have been added to the board of directors this year). Lion IRC I understand the outrage you would feel as a believer thinking that someone would occupy a pulpit and accept a salary that way. I can only offer the...