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Hitchen's Razor. What can be asserted without evidence can be rejected without evidence.

My philosophy's universal conclusion is laughter.

WH Briefing Room....5/13/2026 Kristi Noem: A short statement, and then a limited number of questions. The Department of War has announced that earlier today, elements of our elite strike force took out a drug boat off the coast of Guyana. There were no survivors. The boat was carrying...

Fuck humanity. We garden slugs are the endpoint of evolution. You only miss this truth because you're not a slug. Can you retract your eyes, if something dangerous is coming at you? We can. Can you produce mucus, so that you can glide effortlessly about? We can. Zero stress in our lives...

And that's what we all do, because there's no intrinsic purpose to the universe. Atheists and theists both supply their own life purpose. Atheists just affirm that we're doing it.

Adam goes to a party thrown by a couple of bunny rabbits. He gets back to his tree fort late, and Eve is waiting up. She says, "You're cheating on me." Adam says, "I'm not cheating on you." Eve says, "Prove to me that you're not cheating on me." Adam says, "For starters, you are the only woman...

He's a sadist. Years ago there was an online article about Trump's character, which centered on some social media posts he made in 2011. He was deep into his "feud" with Rosie O'Donell, and she had just announced her engagement to Michelle Rounds. There were many social posts of...

Trump is set to revive many heirloom American practices and products. The major rollup is set for New Years 2026, with the establishment of the Return to Utopia Office in the WH, co-chaired by Brian Kilmeade and Steven Miller. Top initiatives: 1- The return of Fizzies -- Trump's FDA will...

Also, he was supposed to say all the words he could think of that start with....F. Let's see, what did he say first...

Well said. Appalling, really, how many Repubs condemned him in 2015 and early 2016 and then became outrageous toadies. The history of this era will be an unending chronicle of corruption, lies, and illegality, carried out by a party with no integrity whatsoever.

A cop spots a car that's weaving on the highway. He pulls it over, walks over to the driver's side, and opens the door. The driver falls out and lands face first on the roadway. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so loaded you can't even walk." The driver says, "No shit. That's why I took my car."

A dick head.

Well, yeah. The perpetuation of style, hysteria, and demonization. Doesn't that tend to undercut the OP's optimism?

Ron DeSantis comes to mind. He's made the whole state of Florida into a sort of mini-Iran.

Far too many right wingers have begun to emulate Trump's bully boy tactics, his extreme pugnaciousness, plus (more alarmingly) the refusal to concede an election loss. There will be stylistic differences -- I can't believe there will be lots of politicians who are as devoted to name calling as...

Jeff Goldblum....Steven Seagal....David Byrne....all born in '52, allegedly to human parents. I'd connect the dots, but then that first sentence would be shorter.

Five dollar bill walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out of here. This is singles night."

Hegseth should compromise. Any of the soldiers who had a BMI of over 28 should posthumously lose their medals. Cuz c'mon, that's just a bad look.

Is he talking about the "person/woman/man/camera/TV" test he took in '18? He went on and on about that in Trump I, making it sound like he amazed his doctor. It's about the same as asking the patient to untie and tie his shoes. Goddamn, it has to be tough to cover Trump as a travelling...

You remember the show differently than I do. Ferrari? Bruno H.?? My favorite episode was always 'Secret in the Dark Cassock' (CBS 3/20/1960) in which Timmy is kidnapped by a priest, and Lassie rescues him by biting off the priest's balls.