thebeave
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When you get to be my age, it is no longer necessary for someone to be mid-dump.
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Or a big fart comes out just before you sit down and now your head is right in the middle of the noxious cloud.
thebeave
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Yep. Its funny how farts are a big part of your life when you're growing up, then it goes on pause until you get old, then farting becomes a big issue again.
Ever play the fart game with your brother?
ideologyhunter
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If you're sailing east on the Presidential yacht, and Trump farts as you cross the International Date Line, did you smell it yesterday?
Elixir
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I don’t think crossing the international date line is require to have smelled it yesterday. Wherever Trump was yesterday, you would have smelt it. And the day before, and tomorrow too.
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People complain about communism, but to be honest, the maps of Asia and Europe were easier to remember back in the day.
crazyfingers
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As I have read, the shore-front of Plymouth, MA was mainly sand in 1620. Plymouth Rock can not be the place where the Pilgrims first set foot at what would become Plymouth because no sane person would avoid a sandy beach and aim a wooden boat for a rock!