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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing.
Nothing.
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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Cancer.
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What were Lot's last words to his wife?
"Is anyone following us?"
"Is anyone following us?"
bilby
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- Hasa Diga Eebowai, antitheist,
Reminds me of when Mel Blanc died in the '80s.
Warner Bros. took a full page in Variety featuring cartoon charicters, Bugs Bunny in the center, surounding a microphone.
With the caption:
"SPEACHLESS"
... found it:
I can't find a referance to Variety, so maybe I imagined that.
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I remember that picture. For some reason Time magazine comes to mind.
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Fairy tales revisited.
Baby Bear goes to the table and says, "Someone's been eating my porridge!"
Papa Bear comes over and says, "Someone's been eating my porridge!"
Mama Bear comes over and says, "Would you two assholes shut up? I haven't made the fucking porridge!"
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are in divorce court. The judge says to Baby Bear, "Now, Baby Bear, would you like to live with your mama?"
Baby Bear says, "Nah. That bitch beats the hell out of me."
The judge says, "Then we can let you live with your papa."
Baby Bear says, "No!! That crazy bastard beats me worse than that bitch."
The judge says, "Then who would you like to live with?"
Baby Bear says, "Send me to Chicago, to live with Grandma Bear."
The judge says, "Aren't you scared that she'll beat you?"
Baby Bear says, "Nah. The Chicago Bears never beat anyone."
Baby Bear goes to the table and says, "Someone's been eating my porridge!"
Papa Bear comes over and says, "Someone's been eating my porridge!"
Mama Bear comes over and says, "Would you two assholes shut up? I haven't made the fucking porridge!"
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are in divorce court. The judge says to Baby Bear, "Now, Baby Bear, would you like to live with your mama?"
Baby Bear says, "Nah. That bitch beats the hell out of me."
The judge says, "Then we can let you live with your papa."
Baby Bear says, "No!! That crazy bastard beats me worse than that bitch."
The judge says, "Then who would you like to live with?"
Baby Bear says, "Send me to Chicago, to live with Grandma Bear."
The judge says, "Aren't you scared that she'll beat you?"
Baby Bear says, "Nah. The Chicago Bears never beat anyone."
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According to recent studies, six out of seven dwarfs are not happy.
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An NYU coed starts dating a Russian exchange student. They decide to get into some BDSM scenarios. In their first session, she agrees to be tied up, and her boyfriend starts pinching her, giving her a few playful spanks, and pulling her hair back. After a few minutes she thinks, this is wack, but she can't remember their safe word. When she pulls away and says no, he thinks she's role playing, so he delivers a few more pinches and slaps. Finally she gives him a murderous look and says, "Vladislav!!! Oh, baby, Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me no more!!"