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gmbteach said:
spikepipsqueak said:
In an old interview I heard yesterday Margot Robbie was saying that a production team got her a speech coach because of her strong Queensland accent.

Margot Robbie was TOO Australian for Neighbours!
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Queensland has an accent?
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Like anywhere else - if you're from there, it's everyone else who has the accent.
 
gmbteach said:
spikepipsqueak said:
In an old interview I heard yesterday Margot Robbie was saying that a production team got her a speech coach because of her strong Queensland accent.

Margot Robbie was TOO Australian for Neighbours!
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Queensland has an accent?
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Some are REALLY allergic to consonants.

gmbteach said:
But NSW people only talk dumber, not with different vowels etc.
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At first I was offended, then I remembered a weekend at Mt Druitt I had last year and...warranted.
 
Just for larfs, I asked google 'If you cut off someone's head, could you go bowling with it?' Google AI gave me a magnificent, fully-reasoned answer, broken down into 8 divisions: Legality, Desecration of Remains, Respect, Irregular Shape, Inconsistent Motion, Weight Vs. Density, Surface and Friction, and Aerodynamics and Impact. The AI gave me so much cogent detail and reasoning that I have decided not to do it. (I had not considered the legality factor, for instance.)
 
ideologyhunter said:
Just for larfs, I asked google 'If you cut off someone's head, could you go bowling with it?' Google AI gave me a magnificent, fully-reasoned answer, broken down into 8 divisions: Legality, Desecration of Remains, Respect, Irregular Shape, Inconsistent Motion, Weight Vs. Density, Surface and Friction, and Aerodynamics and Impact. The AI gave me so much cogent detail and reasoning that I have decided not to do it. (I had not considered the legality factor, for instance.)
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I’d be concerned about the Impact. That’s gotta hurt.
 
Oh, hey, I can tell my Don Kodras story.

I did fifty sit-ups in 1977, hurt my back good. I got given this cool corticosteroid that gave me vivid visions.

Don came to visit. He was a medical student. He looked at the medicine bottle, said we ought to go on campus to look up my fun corticosteroid drug.

I said we might look in the basement first.

He said I didn’t have a Goodman and Gilman.

I didn’t know what that was, my parents had books down there, and one of them said stuff about drugs.

He said I didn’t have a Goodman and Gilman.

I said the title was ... uh ... pharmaca ... pharma ...

He said I did not have a Goodman and Gilman.

... pharm ... pharm ...

He said he’d eat his hat if I had a Goodman and Gilman.

We went to the basement. I showed him Goodman & Gilman’s Pharmacological Basis of Therapeutics.

After a moment of silence, Don said, “Mine’s newer.”
 
thebeave said:
hurtinbuckaroo said:
thebeave said:
hurtinbuckaroo said:
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Its a bit of a stretch to call the Pon Farr a "holiday".
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If I only mated once every seven years, damn sure I’d consider it a holiday.
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Under normal circumstances, I'd agree. But when you don't get laid and "kill" your best friend instead...well, that's the holiday from hell.
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Tell me that doesn't happen occasionally on St. Patrick's Day.
 
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