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You missed the most important part of the omni God: He is in my hand, helping me along.

In a weird twist of fate, Kevin Spacey and Mr. Ed, both outed in the "Me, Too!" movement, ended up working together in Ensenada.

I think you mean taking Windex for Gen-5 cell towers.

Say, neighbor! I'm making a recipe for disaster. Do you have a cup-and-a-half of armor-piercing rounds I could borrow?

"Oh, look. Scraps is a boy dog."

Q. How do you make a dog meow? A. You hang it in the freezer for a couple of day, and run it through the table saw: MMMRRREOW! Related joke: Q. How do you make a cat bark? A. You dip it in gasoline, hang it from the garage door, and put a match under it: WOOF!

[I know, points off because she is doing a pull-up and not a chin-up.]

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The drinks are on me.

Saw this on the sign at our local auto dealership: Dogs can't operate MRI equipment, but cats can. Groan.

Who wore it better?

Sorry, offline today. Fight amongst yourselves who wins.