Keith&Co.
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There was a scifi story where they found a hive-mind alien and decided to use their biology to make humans telepathic and contagious.
So, you knew every thought all your neighbirs had. There were no little white lies, first of all, everyone on the block knew that you thought his beard made him look creepy. And everyone was part of the fight that followed.
Everyone on the block was part of all sex. There was no 'mommy why is he doing that to him?' either, any kid could share both people's physical sensations.
No wars, which was the goal, but only because you wanted to kill your sarge, and your team, and the lieutenant just as much as the enemy. And tgere was no one who would not see you coming. And everyone was privy to your plan to sneak up in his sleep...
Eventually, they built eleventy billion spaceships and everyone shot off into space to become a hermit... in lovely, lovely isolagion from all living things.
There was another story where we could suddenly hear the thoughts of animals. Ironically, butchering stoppec at the inescapable evidence that cows HAD thoughts, while lots of pets got killed for thoughts like 'ha-ha, FatAss looks pretty stupid getting out of the shower! Wait, what's he so mad about THIS time?'
Eventually, though, humanity adapted. Firbthe most part no one CARED what a stupid cow thought, and with the exception of eyewitness testimony to infidelity ('i dunno why i can't get on the bed, he lets the redhead up there, and all she does is scream...') most people treated their pets like the crazy bigoted uncle you just ignore. Yes, yes, Fido, good boy, go outside until FartMan leaves.
So, you knew every thought all your neighbirs had. There were no little white lies, first of all, everyone on the block knew that you thought his beard made him look creepy. And everyone was part of the fight that followed.
Everyone on the block was part of all sex. There was no 'mommy why is he doing that to him?' either, any kid could share both people's physical sensations.
No wars, which was the goal, but only because you wanted to kill your sarge, and your team, and the lieutenant just as much as the enemy. And tgere was no one who would not see you coming. And everyone was privy to your plan to sneak up in his sleep...
Eventually, they built eleventy billion spaceships and everyone shot off into space to become a hermit... in lovely, lovely isolagion from all living things.
There was another story where we could suddenly hear the thoughts of animals. Ironically, butchering stoppec at the inescapable evidence that cows HAD thoughts, while lots of pets got killed for thoughts like 'ha-ha, FatAss looks pretty stupid getting out of the shower! Wait, what's he so mad about THIS time?'
Eventually, though, humanity adapted. Firbthe most part no one CARED what a stupid cow thought, and with the exception of eyewitness testimony to infidelity ('i dunno why i can't get on the bed, he lets the redhead up there, and all she does is scream...') most people treated their pets like the crazy bigoted uncle you just ignore. Yes, yes, Fido, good boy, go outside until FartMan leaves.
