Wait a minute. Why is it that if you marry your wife's mom, you have to be burnt to death, but you just have to generically die in whatever way is convenient if you have gay sex? It seems to me that if you're going to specify the manner of death for capital offenses, you should either do it for all of them or for none of them. It's kind of weird to just throw a single specific manner of execution into the middle like that.
Also, WTF is with the next verse after that:
If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he is to be put to death, and you must kill the animal.
So, if someone breaks into my house and rapes my dog, I have to kill my dog? That's some bullshit right there.![]()
What, you want to be responsible for unleashing upon the world an abominable race of human/dog hybrids?
You disgust me.
No, I simply want my standards of morality to be defined by a god who understands enough about high school biology to understand that humans and dogs cannot reproduce.
While I do understand that the dog was asking for it by running around town in nothing but her fur and wagging her tail in the air like some kind of whore, that's the kind of thing which should be punishable by a few lashes at best, not summary execution.
