Caption Contest

[KeepTalking]

OK, here we go:

 

[Atheos]

You've been in this office for 8 years and the first thing you do upon meeting your successor is try to send him out for s shelf stretcher? Seriously?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

"Heh. This is one funny looking round room you've got yourself here, B-Man."
"Dude ... seriously? You worked in here for like eight years."
"Huh. Oh ya, I remember now. There's that silly little red phone that Dicky never let me play with."

 

[Hickdive]

Mrs Lindstrom, would you be so kind as to help George here to the bathroom?

 

[Thomas II]

It's been two days, so...WINNER!

Mrs Lindstrom, would you be so kind as to help George here to the bathroom?

Hickdive, take it away!

 

[Thomas II]

12 hour rule...

 

[gmbteach]

12 hour rule...

Which of us would Dudley Moore score a '10' now?

 

[Veritass]

A still shot taken from Gary Busey auditioning for the role of Tonto in the recent "Lone Ranger" movie.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Mary, the Fifth Horseman of the Apocoypse, was really pissed off when she got to Earth and found out that everyone else had already come along and destroyed the place without letting her know.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Not many people know that the band America actually pioneered the first Music Video for their 1972 release of "A horse with no name.' But 70's audiences were not prepared to just go with the flow that videography demands. They just kept asking, "What's up with her hat? Is that a crown, or what?" and the innovation was set back another decade.

"Seriously, though, is that supposed to be a mane, like a horse? Did she lose a bet or something?" fans clamor to this day.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

"You couldn't have given me the fucking pony when I was seven?"

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

"You couldn't have given me the fucking pony when I was seven?"

Take it away, spikepipsqueak!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Thank you.


Have at it.

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you.


Have at it.

Oh Crap - I missed!!!

 

[bilby]

The early tests of proximity fuses for anti-aircraft shells were less than encouraging, as the fuses were prone to detect the metal structure of the firing platform as the shell exited the muzzle.
This was generally considered by the gun crews to be a bad thing.

 

[Celldweller]

Thank you.


Have at it.

Captain Jack was well aware of the navigational risks, but he never anticipated gargantuan, mutant palm trees in the middle of the Bermuda triangle.

 

[Thomas II]

You can tell the English ships by their funny hats...

 

[Keith&Co.]

After The War, the military had a lot of explosives experts who shifted over to photojournalism for peactime. Many experienced some difficulties in calculating the flash powder necessary for taking a photograph.

 

[Hickdive]

Billy Mitchell's ghost doesn't look at all like how we normally imagine phantoms.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

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