Caption Contest

[bilby]

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While some patients are a little squeamish about extracting intestinal worms via the mouth, others find that mutual assistance with the treatment is a good way to make new friends.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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It was that dangerous point of an evening...drunk enough to order the Earthworms Alfredo, but still sober enough not to want to be the only one to eat them.

 

[Celldweller]

Lady And The Tramp took a new direction with the replacement of stir fried maggots for noodles, as directed by Quentin Tarantino.

 

[angelo]

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My gawd Timothy. I'm so hot! Here, you try it too and tell me it's not hot!

 

[gmbteach]

OK, how about...
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After cutting his hand with the knife in cutting the ingredients, Peter was grateful when Patricia showed such obvious relish in his culinary creation.

 

[Atheos]

They couldn't help feeling that perhaps something was lost in translation as they didn't find the '69' position to be nearly as orgasmic as described.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

After the meal, they both awkwardly realized that the problem of the waiter accidentally giving them each other's meal could also have been solved by simply switching plates.

 

[Veritass]

Gonna call it early and give it to CellDweller. Take it away!

 

[Celldweller]

Gonna call it early and give it to CellDweller. Take it away!

Cheers! Have a go at this one:

 

[Keith&Co.]

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"I have to say, Jeffrey, LARPing is an original choice for a first date."
"LARPing? I told your roommate I needed a date for my sister's wedding."

 

[Thomas II]

Ukrainian forces attempt to demoralize the Russian army with some new and innovative uniforms...

 

[Mageth]

The Chronicles of Nerdia?

 

[KeepTalking]

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"Lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt!"
"Dammit, Jerry, you just killed half of our own army before they even got out of your grandmother's house."
"Don't call me, Jerry, my name is Dethminster the Horrendous, and I told you granma's house should only be referred to as the 'The Keep'."
"Screw this, I'm taking my sword and going home to play Call of Duty. Who's with me?"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Well, that was awkward. Apparently a key party is about something other than getting into a treasure chest.

 

[Veritass]

Guy in green/white: "Look, I'm telling you that all we need to fix global warming is a couple of level 17 wizards with high enough bonuses to Frost Cone."

Guy in blue: "Sure, and if the sea levels rise, my shield is actually just a painted Boogie Board, so I'm good."

Catwoman, thinking: "At least you don't have a converted Shop-Vac attachment for a sword, like Purple Nurple in front of me."

Purple Nurple: "I know it's just for play, but my eye still stings where Catwoman whacked me."

Woman in red: "You know, your pointed ears make me wet."

Pointy-ears: "You should see my corkscrew penis!"

 

[Celldweller]

WINNER! Any reference to a key party has me in stitches. Take it away Sir Sawyer!

Well, that was awkward. Apparently a key party is about something other than getting into a treasure chest.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Mageth]

(Oh, shit! Wrong rally!!!)

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Sir! Sir! Sir!



Do you know who pinched my black glove?

 

[gmbteach]

Here we go:

Catering to his desire for attention, and not satisfied with the lack of attention his pink shirt was getting, Tom stuck his hand up! (no offense to Tom )