Dershowitz says if Trump had been president in 1935-36 instead of FDR the Holocaust wouldn’t have happened because Trump would’ve taken out Hitler and the Nazis.
(Soundtrack to Hearst Metrotone newsreel, August 10, 1939, '
Feisty Fuhrer Welcomes U.S. Pres')
Narrator: Here in breezy Berlin, the Nazi's beloved chieftan, Adolph Hitler, welcomes President Trump to a session of the Reichstag. (
Footage of Hitler at microphone, speaking in a frenzy) Hospitable Herr Hitler tells the boisterous burgomasters of his friendly relations with the States. (
Footage of ruddy-faced legislators laughing and applauding) Now the frisky fuhrer brings on the American President, while a band plays the Horst Wessel Song, favorite song of the Reich. (
Trump dances to the microphone, jabbing his fists to the beat. Claps Hitler on back.)
Trump: What a song! What a fuhrer!! You love your fuhrer!! (
roar from assembly) And he wants peace, do you know that? He told me he wants nothing but peace. Right, Adolph? (
Hitler beams, assembly roars approval) You know, he took me to one of your beerhalls, and I don't drink beer, but he let me order a Coke. (
Laughter) And I saw everyone was eating cheese, and they brought me the biggest piece of cheese you ever saw in your life. And it was -- what was that cheese called?
Hitler: Butterkase.
Trump: Yeah, butter-kahza. Butter-kahza, and I ate the whole damn thing. (
Ruddy faced legislators laugh hysterically) You know, that Johnny Weissmuller is one of you guys. We call him Tarzan in my country. And he's a good old Heinie! And I heard when he takes a shower, the other guys can't believe what they see. They grow 'em big over here, right? (
hysterical laughter, Hitler holds his sides, Goering spits out a piece of sausage roll) And you know, I tell everyone in my country that we have friends over here in -- you call it Doitch-land, right? I like to say Doitch-land.
Narrator: The President warms to his task and speaks to the German notables for well over an hour.
Trump: (
mid-speech) So, I promise you we are your friends in America. The American farmer likes you. The factory worker likes you. The German guys that make the pretzels, of course they like you. The black men that clean the streets like you. I love black men!! (
dead silent assembly, stricken look on faces; Hitler taken aback) But when your fuhrer says you have to round up the foreign element, I'm 100% with you. They poison the life blood of your country! (
Assembly erupts in thunderous roar of approval)
Narrator: At this point the American President receives a five minute standing ovation, which only ends when a fretful fuhrer calms the crowd.
Trump: I knew you'd like that -- and it's true! Got to keep the blood of Doitch-land pure and true, am I right? (
applause) And there's Goebbels back there, I think he started masturbating when I said that. (
footage of explosive laughter from legislators) So I leave you now, but I won't say goodbye, I'll say 'Owf veeder-zane', which is what you guys say, right? (
hugs Hitler; both wave)
Narrator: And so a bright-eyed Berlin and its forceful fuhrer was ready to be won over by a perky American President.