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Efferent, or Instantaneous, Cooking Poised to Bring World Peace
IIDB (Internet News Service) — Linda Billingsly is a perky, effervescent mousewife and mother of 11 (Catholic) who each morning must get her brood of rug rats fed and kicked out the door in time for school. Yet it’s no problem at all.
What’s her secret?
”Efferent, or instantaneous, cooking,” she explains with a perky smile.
She throws some eggs and bacon and other crap onto the stove and voila! We eat! The crap is cooked, with no time delay.
She then serves the swill to her brood of mewling miscreants.
“People assume that afferent cooking is true, that it takes time to cook shit,” Linda explains with a perky smile. “They assume this because that is what they have been taught by sacred science, and they can’t stand to have their precious world view challenged, even though it would save them ever so much time to cook efferently and get the brats out the fucking door.”
“Mahh!” one of the brats bellows, “this crap ain’t cooked! What the actual fuck, Ma?”
“Shut up!” Linda snaps with a brittle yet somehow still perky smile.
Linda says that when leading cooks and chefs examine efferent cooking and confirm the truth of it, world peace will ensue, because everyone will be fed instantly and therefore be content.
Meantime, Linda is switching to birth control.![]()
Sometimes I crack me up.
You too, apparently, which is a good thing.
